# There is a raccoon in my garage.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 17, 2006, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082 "2006-08-17T15:38:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/1 "2006-08-17T15:38:27Z")

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![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/Minglor/Raccoon.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/Minglor/Raccoon.jpg)

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**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/2 "2006-08-17T15:43:03Z")

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:lol:

🤣

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**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/3 "2006-08-17T15:46:43Z")

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feed him some bread soaked in chlorine

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/4 "2006-08-17T15:50:48Z")

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**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 3:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/5 "2006-08-17T15:52:24Z")

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> [@Minglor](#):
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> Can i just feed him bullets instead?

watch out for the peugot!!!

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**Author:** ![MikeRi24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/6 "2006-08-17T15:53:19Z")

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talk to somedude, apparently his turbo SHO likes racoons hehe.

serriously though, id just shoot the fucking thing b4 it starts messing anything up in your garage.

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/7 "2006-08-17T15:55:07Z")

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show us the pallet of dog food!!

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**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/8 "2006-08-17T16:04:45Z")

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> [@MikeRi24](#):
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> talk to somedude, apparently his turbo SHO likes racoons hehe.
> 
> serriously though, id just shoot the fucking thing b4 it starts messing anything up in your garage.

haha that garage is already messy as hell

I say teach it karate so that you have someone to spar with

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/9 "2006-08-17T16:09:17Z")

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Look a brand new hat!

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**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/10 "2006-08-17T16:13:22Z")

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> [@ThesXeKid](#):
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> I say teach it karate so that you have someone to spar with

I must say, that was pretty funny.

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**Author:** ![double\_j](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/double_j/32/7380_2.png) [@double\_j](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/double_j)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/11 "2006-08-17T16:17:52Z")

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i am suprized a hedgehog hasn’t found it’s way in there yet.

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/12 "2006-08-17T16:22:01Z")

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/13 "2006-08-17T16:27:26Z")

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I wanna see pics of the aftermath of the buckshot lol.

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/14 "2006-08-17T16:29:29Z")

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raccoons are fucking awesome. definitely one of the smartest animals around. just dont feed it and it will go away.

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/15 "2006-08-17T16:30:43Z")

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> [@Pass McGrass](#):
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> raccoons are fucking awesome. definitely one of the smartest animals around. just dont feed it and it will go away.

Ehhh…

thats the issue.  
See jam’s post.  
There is a pallet of dog food in my garage…

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**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/16 "2006-08-17T16:30:58Z")

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that’s really unfortunate.

knife fight him. you can take him.

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/17 "2006-08-17T16:31:53Z")

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:word: nothing like a good knife fight to get the blood flowin threw your veins lol. Or out of them.

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/18 "2006-08-17T16:32:15Z")

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Everyone runs faster with a knife.

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/19 "2006-08-17T16:33:26Z")

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> [@Minglor](#):
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> Ehhh…
> 
> thats the issue.  
> See jam’s post.  
> There is a pallet of dog food in my garage…

ahhh…

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/20 "2006-08-17T16:33:39Z")

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they are lighter and more aerodynamic.

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