# There is a raccoon in my garage. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 17, 2006, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082 "2006-08-17T15:38:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/21 "2006-08-17T16:34:30Z")
speaking of jam, he has a rusty pocket knife he paid $2 for. i’m sure he’ll let you borrow it for this. ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/22 "2006-08-17T16:37:58Z")
^ ehhh you guys might not wanna touch that. jam and i went on an adventure…aaaannnnddd…so did that knife… ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/23 "2006-08-17T16:42:10Z")
Gay anal expeditions with a rusty knife ftw! ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/24 "2006-08-17T16:49:11Z")
Capture it. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/25 "2006-08-17T16:58:37Z")
> [@Pass McGrass](#): > > ^ ehhh you guys might not wanna touch that. jam and i went on an adventure…aaaannnnddd…so did that knife… that was quite the adventure… my butthole/earlobe/bellybutton/nostral still twitches from time to time. way to deep. post that pic of your intake manifold! ON A HUGE BAG OF FUCKING DOG FOOD! ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/26 "2006-08-17T17:08:14Z")
ill help contain a raccoon with my manly man rifle if you help me catcha mouse in the ritz named hershel. he wears a top hat and carries a cane and the little fucker isnt paying rent! ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/27 "2006-08-17T17:09:14Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > Everyone runs faster with a knife. haha, fps doug ftw, or rather fps howie ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/28 "2006-08-17T17:15:42Z")
still waiting for the post “and this was the first time i got rabies” ---
**Author:** ![Shockwave179](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shockwave179/32/7496_2.png) [@Shockwave179](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shockwave179)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/29 "2006-08-17T17:33:39Z")
> [@ImportMuscle](#): > > still waiting for the post “and this was the first time i got rabies” That sounds about right ---
**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/30 "2006-08-17T19:16:34Z")
Hit him over the head with the huge fucking waterski. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/31 "2006-08-17T19:25:14Z")
> [@dirtye30](#): > > ill help contain a raccoon with my manly man rifle if you help me catcha mouse in the ritz named hershel. he wears a top hat and carries a cane and the little fucker isnt paying rent! you guys still haven’t caught hershel? ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/32 "2006-08-17T19:26:24Z")
> [@Dex](#): > > you guys still haven’t caught hershel? no. i was going to lay traps, but newman fucking bitched about it. he thinks the mouse is cute. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/33 "2006-08-17T19:39:59Z")
yea i know. he is kinda cute though. he was on the stove the other night when i was there snacking on the rachels’ pizza. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/34 "2006-08-17T19:58:51Z")
> [@Minglor](#): > > If it was a hedgehog. > This post would be > Check out my new best friend, I want a hedgehog 😕 I am buying one soon. I found a breeder locally 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/35 "2006-08-17T20:08:07Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > Everyone runs faster with a knife. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/36 "2006-08-17T20:14:17Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > Everyone runs faster with a knife. i can run pretty fast with a breakfast burrito ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/37 "2006-08-17T21:36:35Z")
. ---
**Author:** ![MikeRi24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/38 "2006-08-17T21:37:58Z")
> [@Minglor](#): > > I really have no idea what is going to happen but i think this will end with a trip to the hospital for you or the racoon? ---
**Author:** ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/39 "2006-08-17T21:56:46Z")
> [@MikeRi24](#): > > for you or the racoon? him ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/40 "2006-08-17T21:58:06Z")
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