# There is a raccoon in my garage. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 17, 2006, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082 "2006-08-17T15:38:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![\_nails](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/58956e/32.png) [@\_nails](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_nails)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 10:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/41 "2006-08-17T22:16:57Z")
i got the connect on some hunting knifes. how bout we rock these ![http://www.digitalgravel.com/dgImages/products/350x250/8139.jpg](http://www.digitalgravel.com/dgImages/products/350x250/8139.jpg) and fuck that racoon’s christmas up? ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/42 "2006-08-17T22:26:03Z")
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**Author:** ![articzap](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/articzap/32/7361_2.png) [@articzap](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/articzap)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/43 "2006-08-17T22:36:08Z")
if all else fails, give it beer or maybe 151 if u just wanan kill it ---
**Author:** ![\_nails](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/58956e/32.png) [@\_nails](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_nails)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/44 "2006-08-17T22:57:06Z")
BRIAN. remember the 5,000 BB’s i gave you? ![http://gregh3196.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/hk5.jpg.w300h159.jpg](http://gregh3196.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/hk5.jpg.w300h159.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 10:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/45 "2006-08-17T22:59:36Z")
Butt Blastings? ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/46 "2006-08-17T23:10:46Z")
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**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 11:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/47 "2006-08-17T23:35:53Z")
Do you have a good gun? or something shitty from dicks? ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 12:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/48 "2006-08-18T00:30:12Z")
> [@Dex](#): > > yea i know. he is kinda cute though. he was on the stove the other night when i was there snacking on the rachels’ pizza. i’m glad you continued to eat the pizza after that. fatty. ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 12:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/49 "2006-08-18T00:32:00Z")
> [@94wvwglxvr6](#): > > no. i was going to lay traps, but newman fucking bitched about it. he thinks the mouse is cute. oh newman that sensitive little boy. ---
**Author:** ![AngryHero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/angryhero/32/7495_2.png) [@AngryHero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AngryHero)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/50 "2006-08-18T03:03:36Z")
brian watch out i had a raccoon in my garage and i hit it with a golf club in the back.It didnt move so i got a bat and it still stayed in the corner.So i got my bow and shot it and it ran away.I got video of this i think on my other hard drive.Ill dig it out and see if i can get it ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/51 "2006-08-18T08:13:20Z")
> [@Sc1chik](#): > > i’m glad you continued to eat the pizza after that. fatty. i did not eat the pizza after that. i just went into the bathroom and puked it all up because you made fun of me for my obesity. if you binge, you might as well purge. ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/52 "2006-08-18T08:25:11Z")
> [@Dex](#): > > i did not eat the pizza after that. i just went into the bathroom and puked it all up because you made fun of me for my obesity. if you binge, you might as well purge. if by throwing it up in the bathroom you mean you went into greg’s room and ate it, then i completely stand by my last statement. i forgive you. ---
**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/53 "2006-08-18T08:26:48Z")
broadhead ftw ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/54 "2006-08-18T09:22:12Z")
> [@Sc1chik](#): > > if by throwing it up in the bathroom you mean you went into greg’s room and ate it, then i completely stand by my last statement. > > i forgive you. well, i tried with all the beer pong, but i never actually puked. maybe next time i should just drink more. ---
**Author:** ![turbociv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@turbociv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbociv)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 9:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/55 "2006-08-18T09:29:48Z")
I had a mother racoon with a few babies in the abandoned house next door and we talked to the town and they said to just leave it alone and they will pass. well after a few noisy nights of crying babies they finally left. Although i did get to see one of the babies fall off the roof.:lol: it was cute. ---
**Author:** ![95Z28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/85e7bf/32.png) [@95Z28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95Z28)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/56 "2006-08-18T09:55:05Z")
please let me come over with my high powered pellet rifle and take care of that mother fucker. ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/57 "2006-08-18T10:53:00Z")
![http://library.thinkquest.org/C0125680/media/compound_w-names.gif](http://library.thinkquest.org/C0125680/media/compound_w-names.gif) ---
**Author:** ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/58 "2006-08-18T18:10:48Z")
I just did a walk-through of Mingles garage, there is no more racoon in sight. :tdown: ---
**Author:** ![somedude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@somedude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/somedude)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/59 "2006-08-18T18:41:59Z")
damn I would have brought teh SHo over I bet the SOB would have plowed right into my intercooler like the last one. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/60 "2006-08-18T19:30:56Z")
Shoulda hit it in the face with a brick. Or better yet, curb stomp that fucker! [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082.md?page=4)