# There is no God - Que?

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [August 24, 2009, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328 "2009-08-24T11:58:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/61 "2009-08-25T10:03:09Z")

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> [@i think my finger is going to explode...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/12):
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> In Benny We Trust!!!

FML

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/62 "2009-08-25T10:04:16Z")

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> [@10 years jail time for........](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/10-years-jail-time-for/21896/63):
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> We’re all screwed now.

Repent for your sins.

I accept blowjobs and baked goods as repentance.

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/63 "2009-08-25T10:05:29Z")

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> [@RBakerian"](#):
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> FML

as if it’s any different from christianity

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### Author: ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/64 "2009-08-25T10:06:14Z")

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You already got cookies!  
Cleaning your car doesn’t count!?

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/65 "2009-08-25T10:06:50Z")

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That’s not repentance though, that’s your duty to me.

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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/66 "2009-08-25T10:07:03Z")

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> [@FS. 60gb ps3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-60gb-ps3/22059/4):
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> Repent for your sins.
> 
> I accept blowjobs and baked goods as repentance.

It’s true. i had to confess my sins last week. I haven’t been right since. 😢

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### Author: ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/67 "2009-08-25T10:08:08Z")

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> [@Diamonds](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diamonds/22080/4):
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> That’s not repentance though, that’s your duty to me.

Calm down.

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/68 "2009-08-25T10:08:18Z")

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One of my bishops must have been truly confused. The men in my religion repent via welding. :shifty

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/69 "2009-08-25T10:08:57Z")

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> [@Diamonds](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diamonds/22080/6):
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> Calm down.

Consider yourself smited.

Luckily my hell is alot like heaven, only less drugs.

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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/70 "2009-08-25T10:12:38Z")

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> [@Diamonds](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diamonds/22080/8):
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> One of my bishops must have been truly confused. The men in my religion repent via welding. :shifty

🤣rofl:rofl nice try!

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/71 "2009-08-25T10:14:30Z")

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Sinner!

come weld in mah platez.

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/72 "2009-08-25T10:15:36Z")

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> [@Diamonds](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diamonds/22080/3):
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> You already got cookies!  
> Cleaning your car doesn’t count!?

Whoa Whoa!!! You cleaned his car now? I must be on the bottom of the “to do” list you have. You have my number right? (518) JO BLO ME

:rofl

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### Author: ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/73 "2009-08-25T10:17:59Z")

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No I haven’t cleaned it yet, Benny and I have a date Friday and I’m going to do interior cleaning (like a woman should, har har) and Benny is going to continue the swap.

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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/74 "2009-08-25T10:18:57Z")

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> [@bennyfizzle"](#):
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> Sinner!
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> come weld in mah platez.

my welder doesn’t move as well as your disassembled car. its pretty fucking big / heavy.

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/75 "2009-08-25T10:21:34Z")

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> [@Wayne64SS"](#):
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> my welder doesn’t move as well as your disassembled car. its pretty fucking big / heavy.

I guarantee you my car is bigger and heavier than your welder.

Plus I’ll totally make it worth your while

40 virgins anyone? :shifty

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### Author: ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/76 "2009-08-25T10:22:37Z")

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all hail!!! god of beed welds!!!

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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/77 "2009-08-25T10:23:51Z")

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> [@Diamonds](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/diamonds/22080/9):
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> I guarantee you my car is bigger and heavier than your welder.
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> Plus I’ll totally make it worth your while
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> 40 virgins anyone? :shifty

let me put this another way… my welder doesn’t leave my garage. :thumbup

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/78 "2009-08-25T10:28:33Z")

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> [@i think my finger is going to explode...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/19):
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> let me put this another way… my welder doesn’t leave my garage. :thumbup

Kinda like the caddy huh?

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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/79 "2009-08-25T10:33:34Z")

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exactly!

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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2009, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-no-god-que/246328/80 "2009-08-25T10:41:25Z")

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> [@can't play game with new widescreen monitor](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-play-game-with-new-widescreen-monitor/22072/5):
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> Word, and step off my country/money while you’re at it.
> 
> In god we trust?
> 
> Fuck that, In poon, cars, and rock and roll we trust.

Okay I can’t sit here without saying something. You people can believe what you want to believe, but I’ll post this here for anyone who cares enough to read it. Take it or leave it. I’m not trying to change anyone’s mind here. But when you say something as retarded as what Benny just said, you basically throw out the history of your own damn country out the window.

George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, First Chief Justice John Jay. Names synonymous with the spirit of our country, founding fathers of the U.S.A. Over 200 years ago they shook off the chains of tyranny from Great Britain, by divine call. Citing 27 biblical violations, they wrote the Declaration of Independence, with liberty, and justice, for all. But something happened since Jefferson called the Bible the cornerstone for American liberty, then put it in our schools as a light. Or since ‘Give me liberty or give me death!’ Patrick Henry said, our country was founded on the Gospel of Jesus Christ. We eliminated God from the equation of American life, thus eliminating the reason this Nation first began. Of the 55 men who formed the Constitution, 52 were active members of their church. Founding fathers like Noah Webster, who wrote the first dictionary, could literally quote the Bible, chapter and verse. James Madison said, ‘We’ve staked our future on our ability to follow the 10 Commandments, with all our heart.’ These men believed you couldn’t even call yourself an American, if you subvert the Word of God. In his farewell address, Washington said, ‘You can’t have national morality apart from Religious principal,’ and it’s true. Cause right now we have nearly a hundred and fifty thousand kids carrying guns to these war zones we call public schools. In the 40s and 50s student problems were chewing gum and talking, in the 90s, rape and murder are the trend.

Abe Lincoln said, ‘The philosophy of the schoolroom in one generation, will be the philosophy of government in the next.’ So when you eliminate the Word of God from the classroom and politics, you eliminate the nation that Word protects. America is now number one in teen pregnancy and violent crime, number one in illiteracy, drug use, and divorce. Everyday a new holocaust of 5,000 unborn die, while pornography floods our streets like open sewers. America’s dead and dying hand is on the threshold of the Church, while the spirit of Sodom and Gomorrah affects us all. When it gets to the point when people would rather come out of the closet than clean it, it’s the sign the Judgment of God is gonna fall.

Also, you can’t judge every Christian by the select few who start wars, etc.

Not all of us are like the crazy Phelps’ from Kansas, etc. etc.

A more religious America would result in better people. Nicer people. People wouldn’t be scared to death about picking up a hitch hiker, etc. The country would be better for everyone. But instead, you have these agnostic and atheist fools hating on Christians just because they choose to believe in something that they themselves don’t believe in. Notice how down in the south (TN, etc.) people are much nicer. There is a church on every corner. On sundays, a lot of places aren’t open. Go into the heart of NYC and ask someone on the street for a favor. They’ll run for their lives or give you a nasty look or tell you to get f’in lost. Being spiritual or moral helps EVERYONE.

Instead, the media and such promote violence, etc. etc. and then wonder why little 9yr old boys in FL take their grandparents’ SUV’s out for joy rides ‘because that’s what hood rats do.’ (Remember that video guys?) The lack of ethics/morals/values in this country is a direct result of the things we allow our kids and society to see/do.

Take it or leave it. I don’t care what you think about me. It doesn’t bother me at the end of the day. But I just felt like sharing that.

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