# There's a bird in my garage and I really need some help. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 23, 2006, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401 "2006-05-23T06:36:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/1 "2006-05-23T06:36:47Z")
Its squawking (like most birds do), flying all over, and knocking shit around. Not to mention its shitting here and there, and its favorite landing spot is on my dad’s car cover, which at the moment…happens to be on his vette. I’m scared shitless. I don’t have any ideas to get it out. It just flies away from me, and never towards the garage door… Ummm… ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/2 "2006-05-23T06:38:40Z")
just leave open the garage door, it’s eventually going to fly out. unless you want to take it down with a shovel. but that would be mean. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/3 "2006-05-23T06:39:30Z")
> [@Eclipse\_Girl23](#): > > just leave open the garage door, it’s eventually going to fly out. > > **unless you want to take it down with a shovel.** but that would be mean. :eek: it MIGHT be gone…i went around with a camera, and a towel and tried to lure it out. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/4 "2006-05-23T06:40:11Z")
Do you have a cat? ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/5 "2006-05-23T06:43:03Z")
hahahaa…beck is scared of a bird. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/6 "2006-05-23T06:43:11Z")
> [@azndc5er](#): > > Do you have a cat? no but i have a dog whos afraid of them. im pretty sure hes out now. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/7 "2006-05-23T06:44:05Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > hahahaa…beck is scared of a bird. shut up. atleast im not scared of girls. and uh, it looked like this ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/8 "2006-05-23T06:51:39Z")
hahahaha…shut up girl. Go get attacked by the little bird. ---
**Author:** ![akkord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/65b543/32.png) [@akkord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/akkord)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/9 "2006-05-23T06:58:25Z")
HAHAHAH Only you adam. ---
**Author:** ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/10 "2006-05-23T07:11:08Z")
My grandma got a bird stuck in her basement once. We just shot(and killed) it with a bb gun and threw it in the field next door. Problem solved. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/11 "2006-05-23T07:12:27Z")
adam’s not gonna be able to sleep for days. He is gonna had bad bird dreams about the bird attacking him. CAuse beck can’t defend himself against a little bird 😛 ---
**Author:** ![StairSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stairsrt4/32/7585_2.png) [@StairSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StairSRT4)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/12 "2006-05-23T07:18:00Z")
hey best friend…i’m with you on this one…I hate birds more than just about anything so i’d ask for help too 😉 good luck!! ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/13 "2006-05-23T07:45:10Z")
i’m not helping you because you are not nice anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/14 "2006-05-23T07:46:02Z")
HA!!! Try getting a bat out of your house at 3 a.m. That was an adventure 4 years ago while still living at the parents house. It was quite a challenge not to wake them up through the chaos, but I somehow achieved it. And in the future, most birds have enough intelligence that if you opened a door or window, they would eventually find their way out. ---
**Author:** ![93dx\_hatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90ced4/32.png) [@93dx\_hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/93dx_hatch)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/15 "2006-05-23T07:48:14Z")
PM turbociv He killed the bird that shit on his grill ---
**Author:** ![Bucker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bucker/32/7379_2.png) [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/16 "2006-05-23T07:52:24Z")
I have a BB gun you can borrow… ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/17 "2006-05-23T08:09:36Z")
i was gonna say PM goober but apparently he doesnt like you . ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/18 "2006-05-23T08:12:58Z")
Last night crows were pecking at my garbage,I ran outside screaming “die motherfuckers” waving my arms all around and they didnt come back. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/19 "2006-05-23T08:14:47Z")
> [@Jon](#): > > Last night crows were pecking at my garbage,I ran outside screaming “die motherfuckers” waving my arms all around and they didnt come back. I’m not gonna lie, i wouldn’t come back either. that’s kinda scary. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/20 "2006-05-23T10:42:23Z")
Ugggh… birds… lol at Jon [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401.md?page=2)