# There's a bird in my garage and I really need some help. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 23, 2006, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401 "2006-05-23T06:36:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BAD99TA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BAD99TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BAD99TA)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/21 "2006-05-23T11:56:33Z")
> [@Itagaki](#): > > HA!!! Try getting a bat out of your house at 3 a.m. I’ve actually had the same problem except it was 1:00 a.m. and that bat was a pain in the ass to get rid of! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/22 "2006-05-23T12:14:20Z")
maybe it was really flight 93 :snky: ---
**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/23 "2006-05-23T12:18:00Z")
WATER GUN!!! or just leave the door open, it will figure it ou ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/24 "2006-05-23T16:38:44Z")
Smoke it out. It will fly away or pass out. Just don’t burn it down. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/25 "2006-05-23T19:28:24Z")
tennis raquet. i killed a bat with one once. dooooo it beck. dont be a pussy. ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/26 "2006-05-23T20:11:01Z")
rubber band + aerosol can (preferably something that smells, but goes away in a few minutes, like hairspray) + closed garage door = WIN Make sure it’s a big full can. Stretch the rubberband over the nozzle so that it’s constantly spraying. Leave the can spraying in the closed garage so that it pretty much fills up with the nasty smell. (you should probably get out first…) The bird will either pass out, die, or jet out the door once you open it. This process should take about 20 minutes. I tried it with a rat at my grandma’s garage…it worked, but I have no idea if it will work on a bird. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/27 "2006-05-23T20:28:03Z")
Inb4someoneblowsthemselvesup :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2006, 4:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/28 "2006-05-24T04:51:27Z")
> [@94wvwglxvr6](#): > > tennis raquet. i killed a bat with one once. dooooo it beck. dont be a pussy. lol got a visual of john candy and dan akroid killing the bat in the great outdoors :lol: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/29 "2006-05-24T07:09:09Z")
As of 9:00am this morning… I receieved conformation, that he is, living, inside our garage. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2006, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/30 "2006-05-24T13:59:58Z")
Did you name him? ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2006, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401/31 "2006-05-24T14:00:16Z")
Birds like wheat thins. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-bird-in-my-garage-and-i-really-need-some-help/12401.md?page=1)