# There's a crying baby in my living room. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 11, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842 "2007-10-11T17:46:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/1 "2007-10-11T17:46:39Z")
And I can’t deal with it. Make it stop. Suggestions? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/2 "2007-10-11T17:47:52Z")
:picard: You did this on purpose didn’t you? Fine, I’ll get the ball rolling. Club it. ---
**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/3 "2007-10-11T17:47:52Z")
Dirty diaper, hungry, wet. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/4 "2007-10-11T17:48:20Z")
Kill it you say? ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/5 "2007-10-11T17:50:11Z")
sit on his face? ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/6 "2007-10-11T17:50:58Z")
You guys can be more creative than that. ---
**Author:** ![jdmEK9gsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmek9gsr/32/4995_2.png) [@jdmEK9gsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdmEK9gsr)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/7 "2007-10-11T17:51:04Z")
breast feed it? ---
**Author:** ![ieatpaint](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ieatpaint/32/7311_2.png) [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/8 "2007-10-11T17:51:54Z")
soup? ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/9 "2007-10-11T17:52:18Z")
find the nearest dumpster? put it back in your c dumpster and let it return to its womb. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/10 "2007-10-11T17:52:34Z")
Microwave it? ---
**Author:** ![jenheartsyou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@jenheartsyou](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jenheartsyou)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/11 "2007-10-11T17:53:03Z")
throw it at the tv next time we score. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/12 "2007-10-11T17:53:06Z")
[quote=“2TurboZ,post:9,topic:36842"”] find the nearest dumpster? put it back in your c dumpster and let it return to its womb. [/quote] Monitor, meet beer. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/13 "2007-10-11T17:53:58Z")
:highfivefry: ---
**Author:** ![jenheartsyou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@jenheartsyou](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jenheartsyou)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/14 "2007-10-11T17:54:54Z")
dawnie you really need to stop slutting it up if you cant handle the consequences. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/15 "2007-10-11T17:55:27Z")
Fuck that shit, it’s not mine. ---
**Author:** ![jenheartsyou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@jenheartsyou](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jenheartsyou)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/16 "2007-10-11T17:56:16Z")
hehehe ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/17 "2007-10-11T17:56:58Z")
![http://blog.theavclub.tv/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/borat-high-five.jpg](http://blog.theavclub.tv/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/borat-high-five.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/18 "2007-10-11T17:58:39Z")
![http://www.vcnet.com/garym/hanger/hanger.jpg](http://www.vcnet.com/garym/hanger/hanger.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/19 "2007-10-11T17:59:21Z")
Sounds like it’s a few months too late for that. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842/20 "2007-10-11T18:01:03Z")
There’s a dead baby in my living room. no, just kidding. that’d be terrible. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-crying-baby-in-my-living-room/36842.md?page=2)