# There's a guy at my work

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796>\
**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 22, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796 "2009-04-22T10:27:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/1 "2009-04-22T10:27:45Z")

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That is so fat, he needs to sit down to pee O\_O

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**Author:** ![87s15lt1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/87s15lt1/32/5706_2.png) [@87s15lt1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87s15lt1)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/2 "2009-04-22T10:32:11Z")

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I sit down to pee when I’m half asleep or completely wasted.

Saves the clean up lol

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**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/3 "2009-04-22T11:51:07Z")

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> [@Songs that are really fucking doing it right now](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/songs-that-are-really-fucking-doing-it-right-now/21621/43):
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> I sit down to pee when I’m half asleep or completely wasted.
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> Saves the clean up lol

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**Author:** ![87s15lt1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/87s15lt1/32/5706_2.png) [@87s15lt1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87s15lt1)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/4 "2009-04-22T11:55:45Z")

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Hey now…it’s _smart_!

Don’t hate, cause you knoooow you have done it too! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Trutrax](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trutrax/32/5658_2.png) [@Trutrax](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Trutrax)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/5 "2009-04-22T12:02:37Z")

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cool story bro

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**Author:** ![Mr.K](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mr.k/32/5670_2.png) [@Mr.K](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr.K)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/6 "2009-04-22T12:02:56Z")

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There was a guy at my work whose girlfriend asked him to pee on her. So he did.

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**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/7 "2009-04-22T12:19:41Z")

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> [@Ariel Atom build ..... using a 2.8L "Hayabusa" V8](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ariel-atom-build-using-a-2-8l-hayabusa-v8/21603/24):
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> There was a guy at my work whose girlfriend asked him to pee on her. So he did.

What the hell is wrong with Solarian’s sister?

:wackit:

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**Author:** ![Pants](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pants/32/5590_2.png) [@Pants](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pants)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/8 "2009-04-22T12:32:13Z")

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lol chris wtf

when im smashed i piss outside

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**Author:** ![87s15lt1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/87s15lt1/32/5706_2.png) [@87s15lt1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87s15lt1)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/9 "2009-04-22T13:26:01Z")

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I have pissed on people before, outdoors.

I try indoors when I am smashed lol.

Keep my balance better on he porcelain.

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**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/10 "2009-04-22T13:57:13Z")

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> [@Gonad"](#):
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> What the hell is wrong with Solarian’s sister?

> **[Welcome to Instant Rimshot](http://instantrimshot.com/)**
>
> If you need quick access to an ironicly-placed rimshot sound to mock your friends, or a genuinely-placed rimshot to put your great joke over the top, you've come to the right place.

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**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/11 "2009-04-22T14:07:29Z")

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Im not even going to click on that link. I know how fucked up antonio is.

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**Author:** ![5cott](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/5cott/32/5737_2.png) [@5cott](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/5cott)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/12 "2009-04-22T14:08:17Z")

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> [@Songs that are really fucking doing it right now](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/songs-that-are-really-fucking-doing-it-right-now/21621/43):
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> I sit down to pee when I’m half asleep or completely wasted.
> 
> Saves the clean up lol

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**Author:** ![polak240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/polak240sx/32/5683_2.png) [@polak240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/polak240sx)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/13 "2009-04-22T14:12:19Z")

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> [@peter boyle has died at 71](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peter-boyle-has-died-at-71/21640/7):
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> [www.instantrimshot.com](http://www.instantrimshot.com)

lol nice…

i was expecting something dirty… to my disappointment ☹

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**Author:** ![5cott](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/5cott/32/5737_2.png) [@5cott](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/5cott)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/14 "2009-04-22T14:15:57Z")

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> [@FS: - 18" Gianelle 5-Twins Chrome..Practically Brand New..$700!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-18-gianelle-5-twins-chrome-practically-brand-new-700/21638/3):
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> lol nice…
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> i was expecting something dirty… to my disappointment ☹

Agreed, I looked over my sholder to see who was near me before I opened it :/:

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**Author:** ![NoSkillz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/noskillz/32/5606_2.png) [@NoSkillz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NoSkillz)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 4:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/15 "2009-04-22T16:41:07Z")

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> [@haha car hit hsbc!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-car-hit-hsbc/21619/17):
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> That is so fat, he needs to sit down to pee O\_O

does he use the handicap washroom… cause they have a rail to help him pull him self up… … Does he reinforce the chairs that he sits on?

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**Author:** ![fastback240](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fastback240/32/5591_2.png) [@fastback240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fastback240)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/16 "2009-04-22T19:43:12Z")

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you guys got it all wrong

ever tried to take a shit standing up when your drunk?

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**Author:** ![kollo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kollo/32/5661_2.png) [@kollo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kollo)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/17 "2009-04-22T19:46:03Z")

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yeah in a urinal

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**Author:** ![polak240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/polak240sx/32/5683_2.png) [@polak240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/polak240sx)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/18 "2009-04-22T19:47:30Z")

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**Author:** ![Skinny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skinny/32/5584_2.png) [@Skinny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skinny)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/19 "2009-04-22T20:00:22Z")

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no need to make fun of fat people.  
do u know there sitch?

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**Author:** ![Osad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3ab097/32.png) [@Osad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Osad)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/20 "2009-04-22T21:15:21Z")

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I don’t stand when I pee ever. I always sit.

I also bathe. Not shower.

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