# There's a guy at my work **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 22, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796 "2009-04-22T10:27:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![5cott](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/5cott/32/5737_2.png) [@5cott](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/5cott)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/21 "2009-04-22T21:17:49Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/21651/4): > > I don’t stand when I pee ever. I always sit. > > I also bathe. Not shower. cool. I dont ever eat with a fork or spoon. I always use a SPORK ---
**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/22 "2009-04-23T11:06:30Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/21651/5): > > cool. I dont ever eat with a fork or spoon. I always use a SPORK I eat pork, does that count? ---
**Author:** ![5cott](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/5cott/32/5737_2.png) [@5cott](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/5cott)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/23 "2009-04-23T11:59:05Z")
> [@so my new laser came in](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-new-laser-came-in/21542/31): > > I eat pork, does that count? If you want it too. I heard Pork is a good Jew-Protectant, if they get within 10 meters of they return back to their real form; jew troll! ---
**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/24 "2009-04-23T13:25:17Z")
Is that why Osad doesn’t hang out with me anymore? ---
**Author:** ![Hector](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/43a26b/32.png) [@Hector](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hector)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 10:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/25 "2009-04-23T22:43:30Z")
i pee sitting down cuz everytime i do it standing up i pee on my balls… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 5:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/26 "2009-04-24T05:01:06Z")
wow hector…thats great buddy haha ---
**Author:** ![5cott](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/5cott/32/5737_2.png) [@5cott](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/5cott)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 5:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/27 "2009-04-24T05:28:11Z")
> [@FS : Bud Light Pool Table Light](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-bud-light-pool-table-light/17615/14): > > Is that why Osad doesn’t hang out with me anymore? I think so :/: ---
**Author:** ![Osad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3ab097/32.png) [@Osad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Osad)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/28 "2009-04-26T10:33:14Z")
> [@FS : Bud Light Pool Table Light](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-bud-light-pool-table-light/17615/14): > > Is that why Osad doesn’t hang out with me anymore? No, It’s because last time we hung out you were staring down my girls shirt and at her vagina. Tony is a **Dirty slut**. Also, you asked me for drugs. _I AM NOT A DRUG DEALER!_ ---
**Author:** ![TorontoGT-R33](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torontogt-r33/32/5500_2.png) [@TorontoGT-R33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TorontoGT-R33)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/29 "2009-04-27T14:58:21Z")
> [@New local PD car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-local-pd-car/21611/29): > > you guys got it all wrong > > ever tried to take a shit standing up when your drunk? Yeah it’s called “you just shit your self” LOL! > [@FS: 89 BUICK LESABRE $ 800 OBO](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-89-buick-lesabre-800-obo/21279/10): > > i pee sitting down cuz everytime i do it standing up i pee on my balls… I pee sitting down too, because If I pee standing up as soon as I whip it out it throws off my balance due to uneven weight ratio and I end up tiping forward and my slong does into the toilet! ---
**Author:** ![Re\_Ameyami](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/re_ameyami/32/5676_2.png) [@Re\_Ameyami](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Re_Ameyami)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 1:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/30 "2009-04-28T01:07:41Z")
> [@Help me decide!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-decide/21711/5): > > No, It’s because last time we hung out you were staring down my girls shirt and at her vagina. > > Tony is a **Dirty slut**. > > Also, you asked me for drugs. _I AM NOT A DRUG DEALER!_ LMFAO , ---
**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/31 "2009-04-28T07:28:55Z")
Okay, in the interest of clearing my good name, I’d like to elaborate: > [@Help me decide!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-decide/21711/5): > > No, It’s because last time we hung out you were staring down my girls shirt and at her vagina. LIES! > [@Help me decide!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-decide/21711/5): > > Tony is a **Dirty slut**. Truth ☹ > [@Help me decide!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-decide/21711/5): > > Also, you asked me for drugs. _I AM NOT A DRUG DEALER!_ Truth 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Osad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3ab097/32.png) [@Osad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Osad)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/32 "2009-04-28T08:57:27Z")
I love it when people try and convince others about their huge penises… just goes to show how insecure everybody is. Also, Tony, don’t lie. Idunno if you remember her, but it was at CG. I was standing with you and Bog, and holding her from behind, and I can SEE you staring lol! ---
**Author:** ![Skinny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skinny/32/5584_2.png) [@Skinny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skinny)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/33 "2009-04-28T10:16:49Z")
> [@Whats recommended for Offroading/muddin'?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-recommended-for-offroading-muddin/21741/9): > > I love it when people try and convince others about their huge penises… just goes to show how insecure everybody is. > > Also, Tony, don’t lie. Idunno if you remember her, but it was at CG. I was standing with you and Bog, and holding her from behind, and I can SEE you staring lol! was she hot? ---
**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796/34 "2009-04-28T11:53:30Z")
> [@Whats recommended for Offroading/muddin'?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-recommended-for-offroading-muddin/21741/9): > > I love it when people try and convince others about their huge penises… just goes to show how insecure everybody is. > > Also, Tony, don’t lie. Idunno if you remember her, but it was at CG. I was standing with you and Bog, and holding her from behind, and I can SEE you staring lol! Haha, such a liar! I remember the situation too, you made some comment about how I shouldn’t hit on her, but I wasn’t doing anything to begin with. As far as I can recall, I was waddling over to my friend’s car to nap in the back, and then I ran into you. My downward glance was likely due to my sleepiness, and not me checking her out. Besides, you know I don’t go for white girls anyway 😛 [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-guy-at-my-work/123796.md?page=1)