# There's a million reasons why I want a g/f.  And just two reasons why I don't...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-million-reasons-why-i-want-a-g-f-and-just-two-reasons-why-i-dont/13554>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 20, 2006, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-million-reasons-why-i-want-a-g-f-and-just-two-reasons-why-i-dont/13554 "2006-06-20T10:08:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-million-reasons-why-i-want-a-g-f-and-just-two-reasons-why-i-dont/13554/61 "2006-06-21T06:50:41Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> Dude shes huge for 15.
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> I kinda like em under/non developed

dude. that is known personality trait of pedophiles. and actually now that i think about it. you are one.

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**Author:** ![adamantairman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@adamantairman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamantairman)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-million-reasons-why-i-want-a-g-f-and-just-two-reasons-why-i-dont/13554/62 "2006-06-21T08:34:42Z")

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> [@Haenszel](#):
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> i also find it weird that virginia’s is 18… thats ass-backwards according to my generalizations.

Family must be exempt from those rules.

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**Author:** ![Inn-Tune](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/inn-tune/32/7588_2.png) [@Inn-Tune](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Inn-Tune)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-million-reasons-why-i-want-a-g-f-and-just-two-reasons-why-i-dont/13554/63 "2006-06-21T09:12:21Z")

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I’m glad I have a daughter, but damn when she’s 12-21 years old I’m gonna be pulling my hair out.

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-million-reasons-why-i-want-a-g-f-and-just-two-reasons-why-i-dont/13554/64 "2006-06-21T09:23:19Z")

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> [@Inn-Tune](#):
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> I’m glad I have a daughter, but damn when she’s 12-21 years old I’m gonna be pulling my hair out.

Her first date is going to be the exact moment when all those grimaces from don’s catch up with you and your arteries will explode.

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-million-reasons-why-i-want-a-g-f-and-just-two-reasons-why-i-dont/13554/65 "2006-06-21T09:25:24Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> lol, i would but the knee length shorts on #2 G2G

Why do you have to hate on the Bermuda jean shorts?

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**Author:** ![MidgeX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@MidgeX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MidgeX)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-million-reasons-why-i-want-a-g-f-and-just-two-reasons-why-i-dont/13554/66 "2006-06-21T09:26:07Z")

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> [@JEG](#):
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> All you gota remember is:
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> 18 = legal  
> 17 = legal with consent  
> 16 = legal with a note from her mom  
> 15 = legal if her dad is in the room

- david spade

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**Author:** ![supry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@supry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/supry)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-million-reasons-why-i-want-a-g-f-and-just-two-reasons-why-i-dont/13554/67 "2006-06-21T10:01:35Z")

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> [@Inn-Tune](#):
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> I’m glad I have a daughter, but damn when she’s 12-21 years old I’m gonna be pulling my hair out.

Exactly why I don’t want to have a daughter, lets just say, between those years, I’ll be sitting up at night with a shotgun.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-million-reasons-why-i-want-a-g-f-and-just-two-reasons-why-i-dont/13554/68 "2006-06-21T11:26:58Z")

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> [@Inn-Tune](#):
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> I’m glad I have a daughter, but damn when she’s 12-21 years old I’m gonna be pulling my hair out.

Why do you think I hang out with you so much?

Its so in 14 years when I show up to your door, for your daughter…you don’t kill me. You will remember all the times we laughed…and how good the sex was.

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**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-million-reasons-why-i-want-a-g-f-and-just-two-reasons-why-i-dont/13554/69 "2006-06-21T11:28:08Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> Why do you think I hang out with you so much?
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> Its so in 14 years when I show up to your door, for your daughter…you don’t kill me. You will remember all the times we laughed…and how good the sex was.

lmfao…that’s so brutal.

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**Author:** ![Inn-Tune](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/inn-tune/32/7588_2.png) [@Inn-Tune](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Inn-Tune)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-million-reasons-why-i-want-a-g-f-and-just-two-reasons-why-i-dont/13554/70 "2006-06-21T11:49:00Z")

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LOL Beck. It’s a good thing my little sister is too old for you.

> [@RobHimself](#):
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> Her first date is going to be the exact moment when all those grimaces from don’s catch up with you and your arteries will explode.

HAHA. I only ate the 2/3 lb Don’s burger today, but I’m also eating a ton of fries and an order of fried shrimp.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-million-reasons-why-i-want-a-g-f-and-just-two-reasons-why-i-dont/13554/71 "2006-06-21T12:30:57Z")

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Holy shit Hahahahahaha!

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-million-reasons-why-i-want-a-g-f-and-just-two-reasons-why-i-dont/13554/72 "2006-06-21T12:42:57Z")

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beck, we need to hang out more

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-million-reasons-why-i-want-a-g-f-and-just-two-reasons-why-i-dont/13554/73 "2006-06-21T12:47:38Z")

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> [@sedlmeier101](#):
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> beck, we need to hang out more

Dude me, pat, my 15 year old, and the one shes bringing for him, are all going to TITS tomorrow.

You should come. All her friends make me “schwing”.

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-a-million-reasons-why-i-want-a-g-f-and-just-two-reasons-why-i-dont/13554/74 "2006-06-21T13:33:21Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> Dude me, pat, my 15 year old, and the one shes bringing for him, are all going to TITS tomorrow.
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> You should come. All her friends make me “schwing”.

find me. i’ll be there. \<3

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