# Theres ducks in my pool **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 4, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936 "2010-05-04T18:14:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/1 "2010-05-04T18:14:35Z")
So I was just out in my backyard and I saw something move in the pool and realized two ducks (a male and a female) are swimming in it. The cover is still on it and its an above ground pool. ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/2 "2010-05-04T18:16:28Z")
Nice story brah. ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/3 "2010-05-04T18:17:01Z")
Lock 1 ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/4 "2010-05-04T18:17:33Z")
[![http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/4928/sunli.jpg](http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/4928/sunli.jpg)](http://img685.imageshack.us/i/sunli.jpg/) ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/5 "2010-05-04T18:17:53Z")
Lock 2 ---
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/6 "2010-05-04T18:26:17Z")
I feed chicken nuggets to legless track stars. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/7 "2010-05-04T18:27:11Z")
the ducks are prolly fuckin paul suttin ya know nuttin about lololol ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/8 "2010-05-04T18:29:36Z")
When I looked they were just swimming, not touching each other inappropriately in my pool. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/9 "2010-05-04T18:30:31Z")
thats why your still on the comp ehhhh ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/10 "2010-05-04T18:31:13Z")
Im not going to wait and watch duck porn happen. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/11 "2010-05-04T18:31:57Z")
its gotta be better than goats ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/12 "2010-05-04T18:34:15Z")
goats would definately rip the cover with their hooves ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/13 "2010-05-04T18:35:19Z")
![http://i42.tinypic.com/2i6u6u.gif](http://i42.tinypic.com/2i6u6u.gif) ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/14 "2010-05-04T18:36:07Z")
whats that got to do with ducks in my pool? ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/15 "2010-05-04T18:38:45Z")
![http://i42.tinypic.com/amul8w.gif](http://i42.tinypic.com/amul8w.gif) ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/16 "2010-05-04T18:41:52Z")
![http://www.copyright-free-photos.org.uk/animals/birds/mallard-ducks.jpg](http://www.copyright-free-photos.org.uk/animals/birds/mallard-ducks.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/17 "2010-05-04T19:08:53Z")
Worst thread on shift, PAUL. ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/18 "2010-05-04T19:09:02Z")
I love roasted ducks. :excited ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/19 "2010-05-04T19:10:02Z")
> [@who's bike did i beat tonight?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-bike-did-i-beat-tonight/31391/142): > > Worst thread on shift, PAUL. I wasnt going for the best but I know damn well theres worse threads on here ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/20 "2010-05-04T19:13:46Z")
Wow. Epic PJBism up in this bitch y0! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936.md?page=2)