# Theres ducks in my pool **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 4, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936 "2010-05-04T18:14:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/61 "2011-01-31T18:34:33Z")
happy b-day jellies ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/62 "2011-01-31T18:37:37Z")
Why the fuck am I almost in tears of laughter after reading this? Lolololol, holy shit. 5 star thread. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/63 "2011-01-31T18:39:34Z")
> [@FS: Garage sale Integra/Civic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-garage-sale-integra-civic/35460/50): > > happy b-day jellies Ive got a phillips head with your name on it bitch ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/64 "2011-01-31T18:45:13Z")
all i did was wish u a happy b-day and ya wanna go there ? fuck u man , i hope your cake melts lol ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/65 "2011-01-31T18:45:34Z")
> [@Random Picture Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-picture-thread/34324/152): > > Ive got a phillips head with your name on it bitch Flat heads are cleaner. Have you ever used a square drive screwdriver before? ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/66 "2011-01-31T18:46:09Z")
Its not my motherfucking birthday every fucking day ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/67 "2011-01-31T18:46:42Z")
> [@Hitachi 42" 1080 Plasma for 699 (with sears card)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hitachi-42-1080-plasma-for-699-with-sears-card/39033/27): > > Flat heads are cleaner. Have you ever used a square drive screwdriver before? how you gonna stab with a square? ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/68 "2011-01-31T18:48:03Z")
> [@Camaro V6 vs. Mustang V6 (wintertime internet racing)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-v6-vs-mustang-v6-wintertime-internet-racing/39257/22): > > how you gonna stab with a square? Stab? I screw with mine. The heads don’t slip and strip. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/69 "2011-01-31T18:48:59Z")
Pjb… are you mad we didnt make you a birthday thread today? ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/70 "2011-01-31T18:49:26Z")
ill do it ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/71 "2011-01-31T18:50:58Z")
> [@Random Pics Around the Shop](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-pics-around-the-shop/37732/74): > > Pjb… are you mad we didnt make you a birthday thread today? How old are you PJB? I had a birthday last year… ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/72 "2011-01-31T18:51:17Z")
> [@Random Pics Around the Shop](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-pics-around-the-shop/37732/73): > > Stab? I screw with mine. The heads don’t slip and strip. Well on the mean streets of Rotterdam screwdrivers are weapons. Theyre all us poor folk have. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/73 "2011-01-31T18:51:58Z")
> [@Sean Taylor SHOT!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sean-taylor-shot/39295/4): > > How old are you PJB? I had a birthday last year… old enough to know better but still too young to care ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/74 "2011-01-31T18:52:37Z")
he is 38 ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/75 "2011-01-31T18:52:47Z")
> [@PJB"](#): > > Well on the mean streets of Rotterdam screwdrivers are weapons. Theyre all us poor folk have. As long as you don’t bring a screwdriver to a gunfight. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/76 "2011-02-03T19:58:52Z")
BUMP ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/77 "2011-02-03T20:05:50Z")
too cold for ducks. They dont swim in snow and theres probably 2’ of snow on the pool now. ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/78 "2011-02-04T06:53:11Z")
> [@prostreet racing in romania](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prostreet-racing-in-romania/39407/8): > > too cold for ducks. They dont swim in snow and theres probably 2’ of snow on the pool now. On the contrary, there was a family of ducks in the Glenmont Price Chopper parking lot about a week ago. I’m pretty sure they were PR ducks based on their inability to pick a proper time to have children and now have to rely on everyone else to feed and shelter them. On a side note if anyone ever compiles all of the PJB cartoons into a book the title should definitely be “Ducks in My Pool” ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/79 "2011-02-04T19:31:05Z")
My girlfriend just read this thread. She enjoyed it. GD3, plus rep for your sig making her say “ew”. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/80 "2011-02-05T08:29:28Z")
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