# Theres ducks in my pool

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 4, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936 "2010-05-04T18:14:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![crAppAchic0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crappachic0/32/6306_2.png) [@crAppAchic0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crAppAchic0)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2013, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/121 "2013-08-14T08:47:03Z")

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Dead ducks floating in pool does not necessarily repel other live ducks.

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2013, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/122 "2013-08-14T08:53:04Z")

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Get your Elmer Fudd hat ready. Ducks will be flying south, making a poolside stop before you know it.

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**Author:** ![JSEnclosures](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jsenclosures/32/6678_2.png) [@JSEnclosures](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSEnclosures)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2013, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/123 "2013-08-14T08:58:01Z")

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goose season opens sept.1, duck season opens mid October… can’t wait

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2013, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/124 "2013-08-14T09:01:32Z")

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I heard PJB is building a blind out his bedroom window in anticipation.

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**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2013, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/125 "2013-08-14T09:06:02Z")

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Pjb, are you a marksman?

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2013, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/126 "2013-08-14T09:06:56Z")

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Goose season is already open for me

[ame=“[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koEsEiKVJnc](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koEsEiKVJnc)”]What’s good for the goose… - YouTube[/ame]

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2013, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/127 "2013-08-14T09:07:02Z")

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No

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**Author:** ![SDP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SDP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SDP)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2013, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/128 "2013-08-14T10:39:00Z")

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I ate duck stomach and I’m sure plenty of other parts when I worked in Bangladesh last year.

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**Author:** ![JSEnclosures](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jsenclosures/32/6678_2.png) [@JSEnclosures](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSEnclosures)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2013, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/129 "2013-08-14T10:50:31Z")

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> [@More Fail then you thought existed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/more-fail-then-you-thought-existed/50443/63):
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> Goose season is already open for me
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> [What’s good for the goose… - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koEsEiKVJnc)

you missed

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**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2013, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/130 "2013-08-14T20:29:10Z")

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Couldn’t concentrate on Benny’s video because a guy was giggling like Benny was tickling his asshole with his beard.

-negged for such a shitty video.

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 3:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/131 "2013-08-15T03:58:21Z")

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> [@STi \> PsychoPJ](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sti-psychopj/53156/50):
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> Couldn’t concentrate on Benny’s video because a guy was giggling because Benny was tickling his asshole with his beard.
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> -negged for such a shitty video.

Fixed

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**Author:** ![crAppAchic0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crappachic0/32/6306_2.png) [@crAppAchic0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crAppAchic0)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theres-ducks-in-my-pool/251936/132 "2013-09-11T08:01:58Z")

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Where’s the ducks now?

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