# these fucking bagels **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 18, 2010, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411 "2010-02-18T12:56:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/1 "2010-02-18T12:56:09Z")
![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/bennyfizzle/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG00002.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/bennyfizzle/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG00002.jpg) There are 15-20, they smell delicious however I have not had half the amount of carbs in a day that one of these cocksuckers has in a month or so now, so they are the devil to me. They were given to me by an old man I work with. I told him I didn’t want the fucking things but he threw them at me and I set them down, feeling defeated. They smell delicious, like onions and bread. They seem reasonably fresh, and come with a bag to contain them. These fucking bagels are located in Schenectady, please pm me to make arrangements if you want the motherfuckers. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/2 "2010-02-18T13:18:27Z")
Is delivery available? ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/3 "2010-02-18T13:21:16Z")
I spy Raptor Jesus and Giraffes are gay stickers ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/4 "2010-02-18T13:48:19Z")
delivery? available for $20, bagels included. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/5 "2010-02-18T13:49:08Z")
Eat them, save money, and keep your cell. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/6 "2010-02-18T13:50:01Z")
that doesnt fit in to my not be a fatass plan though ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/7 "2010-02-18T13:53:40Z")
> [@Me \> dudebro + Benz](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/me-dudebro-benz/29401/14): > > that doesnt fit in to my not be a fatass plan though Losing weight=calories in vs. calories out. Has nothing to do with carbohydrates. Sure, you’ll lose water weight/glycogen stores if you drop carbs, but once you start to eat like a normal human again, you’ll put it right back on. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/8 "2010-02-18T15:03:00Z")
PM’d about these fucking bagels. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/9 "2010-02-18T16:32:07Z")
> [@HUGGING BANDIT ARRESTED!!!!!!lc](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hugging-bandit-arrested-lc/29410/11): > > Losing weight=calories in vs. calories out. Has nothing to do with carbohydrates. Sure, you’ll lose water weight/glycogen stores if you drop carbs, but once you start to eat like a normal human again, you’ll put it right back on. Write me a diet motherfucker ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/10 "2010-02-18T16:46:54Z")
> [@Progress this year](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/progress-this-year/29427/2): > > Write me a diet motherfucker Preworkout (1-2hr) 1 scoop protein powder, 3 cups cheerios, 8oz 1 percent milk post workout (1hr) 1 scoop protein powder, 1 banana, 3 cups cheerios, 8 oz milk The rest of the foods have no timing involved, eat when you are hungry 6oz meat (lean beef, chicken, etc), ~300 calories from carbs (bun and baked chips, or 300 calories of rice, etc) 3 eggs, 2 slices whole grain bread, 12 oz milk snack-PB sandwich, 1-2 servings of veggies Workout Monday Bench press, 3 sets of 10 Cable Row, 3 sets of 10 Squat, 3 sets of 10 1/2 hour cardio Wednesday 45 min cardio Friday-repeat Monday On non training days, drop 300 calories from carbs (drop 3 cups of cheerios) Supplements Multi Vitamin, 4 fish oil caps Do this for 30 days, and tell me how much weight you lose, and how much strength you gain… Done-your turn to work. -T ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/11 "2010-02-18T16:49:29Z")
> [@callout: mid 14 sec cars.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callout-mid-14-sec-cars/13801/56): > > Preworkout (1-2hr) > > 1 scoop protein powder, 3 cups cheerios, 8oz 1 percent milk > > post workout (1hr) > > 1 scoop protein powder, 1 banana, 3 cups cheerios, 8 oz milk > > The rest of the foods have no timing involved, eat when you are hungry > > 6oz meat (lean beef, chicken, etc), ~300 calories from carbs (bun and baked chips, or 300 calories of rice, etc) > > 3 eggs, 2 slices whole grain bread, 12 oz milk > > snack-PB sandwich, 1-2 servings of veggies > > Workout > > Monday > > Bench press, 3 sets of 10 > > Cable Row, 3 sets of 10 > > Squat, 3 sets of 10 > > 1/2 hour cardio > > Wednesday > > 45 min cardio > > Friday-repeat Monday > > On non training days, drop 300 calories from carbs (drop 3 cups of cheerios) > > Supplements > > Multi Vitamin, 4 fish oil caps > > Do this for 30 days, and tell me how much weight you lose, and how much strength you gain… > > Done-your turn to work. > > -T This man knows his stuff ^ Although the diet he and I came up with for myself is for the exact opposite purpose. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 5:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/12 "2010-02-18T17:02:21Z")
> [@99FRC"](#): > > This man knows his stuff ^ > > Although the diet he and I came up with for myself is for the exact opposite purpose. LOL, thanks, I didnt put too much time into what I wrote for Benny, however, I’m sure it’ll work. I’d add more exercises eventually, but a push, a pull, squat, and a little cardio is plenty for now. ---
**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/13 "2010-02-18T17:11:15Z")
> [@Progress this year](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/progress-this-year/29427/2): > > Write me a diet motherfucker 1 brownie when you wake up 1 brownie for lunch 1 brownie for dinner I guarantee you wont care about anything else. Ever ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/14 "2010-02-18T17:21:58Z")
I like the bagels at Price Chopper in Saratoga. The asiago cheese and cheddar cheese ones are my favorites. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/15 "2010-02-18T18:52:24Z")
> [@turboSHO kills 3rd gear (ATX)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turbosho-kills-3rd-gear-atx/29341/20): > > LOL, thanks, I didnt put too much time into what I wrote for Benny, however, I’m sure it’ll work. I’d add more exercises eventually, but a push, a pull, squat, and a little cardio is plenty for now. what the fuck is ‘workout’ I think you mean ‘meal’ ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/16 "2010-02-18T18:54:12Z")
just eat em you herb ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/17 "2010-02-18T18:55:09Z")
but seriously man, that’s really helpful…something laid out that simply is exactly what i needed…Im going to get started on it immediately…the gym thing’s an issue…can you maybe offer substitutes I can do without equipment? don’t have any extra cash for a gym membership right now ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/18 "2010-02-18T18:55:26Z")
> [@callout: mid 14 sec cars.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callout-mid-14-sec-cars/13801/59): > > just eat em you herb you want em or not ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/19 "2010-02-18T18:55:38Z")
> [@callout: mid 14 sec cars.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callout-mid-14-sec-cars/13801/59): > > just smoke some herb and eat em fixed ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/20 "2010-02-18T18:57:09Z")
thank you pjb but this is simply too many bagels [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411.md?page=2)