# these fucking bagels

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**Created:** [February 18, 2010, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411 "2010-02-18T12:56:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/these-fucking-bagels/250411/13 "2010-02-18T17:11:15Z")

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> [@Progress this year](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/progress-this-year/29427/2):
>
> Write me a diet motherfucker

1 brownie when you wake up

1 brownie for lunch

1 brownie for dinner

I guarantee you wont care about anything else. Ever

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