# Things are slow v. Hipster Padlock

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 20, 2011, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246 "2011-12-20T12:59:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/1 "2011-12-20T12:59:32Z")

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![http://i.imgur.com/GyTYc.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/GyTYc.jpg)

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**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/2 "2011-12-20T13:02:42Z")

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👏

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/3 "2011-12-20T13:10:23Z")

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This is awesome

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**Author:** ![Jeller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bc8723/32.png) [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/4 "2011-12-20T13:28:09Z")

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Funny, but nothing a pair of bolt cutters can’t take care of.

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**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/5 "2011-12-20T13:29:48Z")

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Yeah, but you have to trust someone with bolt cutters right next to your ear. lol

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**Author:** ![97FormulaWS-6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97formulaws-6/32/7384_2.png) [@97FormulaWS-6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97FormulaWS-6)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/6 "2011-12-20T13:34:47Z")

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LMFAO!

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**Author:** ![Shockwave179](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shockwave179/32/7496_2.png) [@Shockwave179](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shockwave179)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/7 "2011-12-20T13:41:52Z")

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Good.

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**Author:** ![AndyB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@AndyB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AndyB)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/8 "2011-12-20T20:15:52Z")

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streched ears is fucking lame.

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**Author:** ![Neon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@Neon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neon)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/9 "2011-12-20T21:13:40Z")

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photoshopped

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**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/10 "2011-12-20T21:18:01Z")

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> [@AndyB](#):
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> streched ears is fucking lame.

lame or not i dont think anyone has the right to do something like this to a random person.

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**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/11 "2011-12-21T04:46:55Z")

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> [@XwalkerX](#):
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> lame or not i dont think anyone has the right to do something like this to a random person.

If someone had the right to do this to another person, they wouldn’t have to “run like fuck.”

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**Author:** ![ChevelleGrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@ChevelleGrl](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ChevelleGrl)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/12 "2011-12-21T06:30:50Z")

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so awesome.

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/13 "2011-12-21T06:35:37Z")

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I just wanted to see someone walking around crying with a master lock attached to their ear. Lol.

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**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/14 "2011-12-21T06:39:40Z")

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Used to have to watch out for strait edgers and Mods on 6th street in Austin, run up to try to knock your beer out of your hand and try to cut you with a strait razor… Buddy of mine got cut real bad, Derby hat wearing mother-fucker got stomped by a crew of angry Skinheads.

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**Author:** ![\_x1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_x1/32/5108_2.png) [@\_x1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_x1)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/15 "2011-12-21T08:12:12Z")

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Mods wouldn’t typically do that. Straight edge fucks would.

On a different note a couple kids I knew back in the day used to hang masterlocks from their ears to stretch the lobe out and make sizing up much easier

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**Author:** ![OriginalSterm](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/originalsterm/32/4964_2.png) [@OriginalSterm](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OriginalSterm)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/16 "2011-12-21T08:27:12Z")

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> [@Jeller](#):
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> Funny, but nothing a pair of bolt cutters can’t take care of.

Bolt cutters are too mainstream

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**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/17 "2011-12-21T08:30:21Z")

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[QUOTE=)\>\<(((x\>;3311432]Mods wouldn’t typically do that. Straight edge fucks would.

On a different note a couple kids I knew back in the day used to hang masterlocks from their ears to stretch the lobe out and make sizing up much easier[/QUOTE]

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**Author:** ![\_x1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_x1/32/5108_2.png) [@\_x1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_x1)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/18 "2011-12-21T09:08:50Z")

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So punks beating up mods? Had nothing to do with Mods being dicks cutting you with a straight razor…

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**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/19 "2011-12-21T09:12:26Z")

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Punks and Mods? What are we in Salt Lake City in 1985?

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**Author:** ![\_x1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_x1/32/5108_2.png) [@\_x1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_x1)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-are-slow-v-hipster-padlock/219246/20 "2011-12-21T09:12:48Z")

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Or England -\_\_0

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