# Things that make you go hmmmmmmm.....
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmm/242973
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [March 21, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmm/242973 "2009-03-21T17:53:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmm/242973/1 "2009-03-21T17:53:35Z")
* * *
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
* * *
Can you cry under water?
* * *
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
* * *
Why do you have to “put your two cents in”… but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
* * *
Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
* * *
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
* * *
What disease did cured ham actually have?
* * *
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
* * *
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
* * *
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
* * *
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
* * *
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They’re going to see you naked anyway.
* * *
Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?
* * *
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
* * *
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
* * *
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
* * *
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
* * *
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They’re both dogs!
* * *
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
* * *
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
* * *
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
* * *
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
* * *
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
* * *
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
* * *
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
* * *
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
---
### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmm/242973/2 "2009-03-21T18:00:02Z")
🤣rofl:rofl:rofl
---
### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmm/242973/3 "2009-03-21T18:32:32Z")
lol some good ones in there for sure
---
### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2009, 10:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmm/242973/4 "2009-03-21T22:55:27Z")
> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
:rofl :rofl :rofl
---
### Author:  [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmm/242973/5 "2009-03-22T06:15:46Z")
hahahahahaaha
---
### Author:  [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2009, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmm/242973/6 "2009-03-22T16:45:01Z")
“Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?”
:rofl
---
### Author:  [@Tricia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tricia)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2009, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmm/242973/7 "2009-03-22T20:07:08Z")
Im guilty I hummed the abc’s and twinkle twinkle to see if it had the same tune LOL:lol:lol:lol
---
### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2009, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmm/242973/8 "2009-03-22T20:22:49Z")
i dunno about making me say hmmmm but i know how to make 'em say uhhhhhhhhhh
---
### Author:  [@Tricia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tricia)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2009, 5:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmm/242973/9 "2009-03-23T05:10:31Z")
🤣rofl:rofl
---
### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2009, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmm/242973/10 "2009-03-23T05:15:41Z")
these are pretty good.
---
### Author:  [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmm/242973/11 "2009-03-23T07:56:41Z")
nice.
---
### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2009, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmm/242973/12 "2009-03-23T09:40:33Z")
i laughed at the last one