# This Car Ad Made Me LOL

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-car-ad-made-me-lol/246826
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [September 15, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-car-ad-made-me-lol/246826 "2009-09-15T16:08:22Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author: ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2009, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-car-ad-made-me-lol/246826/21 "2009-09-17T11:14:11Z")

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Elliot is fluent in the languages of the Native American tribes of the south west.

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### Author: ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-car-ad-made-me-lol/246826/22 "2009-09-17T11:27:02Z")

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Amusing

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### Author: ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-car-ad-made-me-lol/246826/23 "2009-09-17T13:01:19Z")

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> [@Latest myspace profile](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/latest-myspace-profile/23066/83):
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> dare you to name the other 8

macedonian, arabic, mongolian, egyptian, epigraphic mayan, kara, punic, mayan

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### Author: ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2009, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-car-ad-made-me-lol/246826/24 "2009-09-17T13:22:06Z")

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MONEY!

I want one of these options in my next car:

_It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you are operating on yourself._

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### Author: ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-car-ad-made-me-lol/246826/25 "2009-09-17T14:10:52Z")

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this guy should write novels

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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2009, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-car-ad-made-me-lol/246826/26 "2009-09-17T14:21:22Z")

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> [@1/16/07 DORIFTO MEET \*\* With VIDS\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-16-07-dorifto-meet-with-vids/23138/32):
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> macedonian, arabic, mongolian, egyptian, epigraphic mayan, kara, punic, mayan

No offence…

But…

Majority of which are USELESS in knowing. Why the hell did you bother learning THOSE? You’d get better jobs, etc. if you spoke the following:

French, Italian, Spanish, Chinese, Russian/Ukrainian, and Arabic. Can you say high-ranking diplomat? Wawaweewaa.

Regardless, this ad was hilarious. And English should be your 1st language as most of the developed world speaks it. I’m an immigrant. I would know.

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### Author: ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2009, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-car-ad-made-me-lol/246826/27 "2009-09-17T14:22:42Z")

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Ilya, it was a joke man…

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### Author: ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-car-ad-made-me-lol/246826/28 "2009-09-17T14:31:16Z")

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hahahaha someone took a joke the wrong way

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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2009, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-car-ad-made-me-lol/246826/29 "2009-09-17T15:55:29Z")

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Oh well. If someone here does know those languages, that post is for them. :rofl

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### Author: ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-car-ad-made-me-lol/246826/30 "2009-09-17T16:06:16Z")

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You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you are operating on yourself.

:rofl

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-car-ad-made-me-lol/246826/31 "2009-09-17T18:54:09Z")

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Memorable, solid effort.

Sounds like a Jalopnik feature :lol

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