# This girl has had time to think about this.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 2, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483 "2010-01-02T00:21:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/1 "2010-01-02T00:21:42Z")
[http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/jax/1462848443.html](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/jax/1462848443.html) On a first date: I will not put out, although, upon cessation of said date I will violently rape my Rabbit and envision your hands and mouth all over my body. We may discuss this in the future, if I decide you’re worthy of more conversation. In an effort to further my not-putting-out goal, I will not shave and will wear mis-matched socks. Just remember this if you respond to this ad, we go out, and you are having dirty thoughts over dinner. UNSHAVEN/MISMATCHED (just repeat it to yourself. You may be surprised how quickly wood will disappear) I will engage you in conversation, perhaps shock you with hilarious stories of my past. I may use “big” words, and I refuse to dummy down for anyone. I will make you laugh, assuming you have a brain and the personality to “get it”. I won’t order a salad, nor will I order the most expensive entree. If I am hungry, I will eat. I may call you the following day. I may not. On the second date: I may, in fact, put out. Why? Because I find few people meet/exceed my expectations enough to be granted a second date. I’m not promising I’ll shave (kidding). We will discuss the ridiculous happenings in both of our worlds since the last time we spoke. I may ask you to leave following copulation. I may snuggle. I own a vagina and cannot decide at the present time how I will feel/react after sex. Yes, I just typed all of that. Now, here’s where the prospect pool will thin accordingly… YOU MUST BE of the caucasian persuasion funny loquacious driven single (that means not LEGALLY married) under 38 over 23 not a baby-daddy drug/disease free (everyone knows you can tell if someone has AIDS by looking) sarcastic well-mannered, for appearances able to leave work at work. this implies employment educated (beauty school and diesel college do not count) NOT AN AUDIO ENGINEER/SINGER-SONG WRITER/OTHER MUSICAL FAILURE act like a man. If I wanted a questionable fag, I’d date a girl. They smell better, anyway. I AM… Over one-night stands. Very comfortable in my skin. Unafraid. Equally unashamed. Not looking to get married, but over the fuck buddy status. Able to say “no” and scream “yes”. Calm, collected, logical, rational, politically incorrect, and witty _TOGETHER, WE WILL_ bowl play trivia act like raging dickheads in public establishments giggle at midgets fornicate regularly discuss books drink excessively if the mood strikes, and it will. Often laugh at others and harder at ourselves one-up eachother _WE WILL NOT_ involve species other than homosapiens in our bedroom routine. yell, argue, at like gigantic three-year-olds when we’re upset be dishonest care what everyone else thinks do any activity with one another’s family more than once a month act like something doesn’t bother us, when it does throw low-blows in times of frustration Oh, and just to make sure I don’t attract the wrong type of man, here comes what some of you will be dismayed at… I’m not fat. I’m not the healthiest individual, but I’m not a walking heart attack. If you appear to be more than 2.5 months pregnant, don’t respond I have my original 32. If you don’t know what I’m referring to, don’t respond. If you know what I am referring to, and you just took the time to “count”, you probably should sit this one out. I’m short. I don’t care how tall or short you are so long as your girth does not exceed your height. I’m not into anything sexual that involves blood shed or leaves marks. General ass-slapping and hair pulling = perfectly acceptable. Donkey punches, not so much. Yes, I did just type that. Dirty Sanchez is out, as well. Bring your A-game, bitches. * * * My thoughts: Shes either fat/ugly or bachne girl. ---
**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 3:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/2 "2010-01-02T03:11:35Z")
rofl ---
**Author:** ![Reckone](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/reckone/32/6324_2.png) [@Reckone](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Reckone)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/3 "2010-01-02T05:23:43Z")
My kind of girl. ---
**Author:** ![OhNoPOPO](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ohnopopo/32/6344_2.png) [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/4 "2010-01-02T06:08:18Z")
hey at least shes honest on what shes looking for right up front lol… ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/5 "2010-01-02T06:29:21Z")
Guys…I think I’m in love. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/6 "2010-01-02T06:37:05Z")
I was just gonna say, hands down the best classified personal i’ve ever seen. Would email. Unfortunately, shes fat. ---
**Author:** ![vvtlicelica](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vvtlicelica/32/6520_2.png) [@vvtlicelica](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vvtlicelica)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/7 "2010-01-02T07:23:31Z")
🤣rofl the things people come up with… ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/8 "2010-01-02T07:50:15Z")
n!cole? ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/9 "2010-01-02T08:45:06Z")
emailed and said I was of age . ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/10 "2010-01-02T10:24:47Z")
Wow, rather inventive! :lol I agree with Wayne, shes fat. Shes fat enough to have enough time on her hands to come up with that. Think about it. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/11 "2010-01-02T10:42:59Z")
Hot girls don’t have that kind of attitude / personality. Bottom line. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/12 "2010-01-02T12:04:02Z")
This girls’ ad just sent an electric shock to the tip of my penis. Few girls have the ability to do that to me. ---
**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/13 "2010-01-02T12:32:48Z")
> [@TW: 94 TEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tw-94-teg/23716/124): > > Hot girls don’t have that kind of attitude / personality. Bottom line. this ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/14 "2010-01-02T16:46:26Z")
that bitch is fat as fuck, /thread ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/15 "2010-01-03T07:13:04Z")
> [@04/22/2007 ECC-N WNY Event 1 Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/04-22-2007-ecc-n-wny-event-1-thread/27647/160): > > Guys…I think I’m in love. Amen except the donkey punch… whats so bad about that once in a while. ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/16 "2010-01-03T07:14:27Z")
> [@TW: 94 TEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tw-94-teg/23716/124): > > Hot girls don’t have that kind of attitude / personality. Bottom line. Stop being such a Negative Nancy ! Just imagine. ---
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/17 "2010-01-03T08:01:02Z")
> [@FS: XBOX 360 Premium](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-xbox-360-premium/27254/31): > > hands down the best classified personal i’ve ever seen. This! ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/18 "2010-01-04T07:13:57Z")
More girls need to post shit like that. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/19 "2010-01-04T07:27:48Z")
did she post a pic? ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483/20 "2010-01-04T08:08:23Z")
do want, wish i nabbed her [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-girl-has-had-time-to-think-about-this/249483.md?page=2)