# This guy hates little kids.. **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690 **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690 "2007-07-20T12:33:34Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/1 "2007-07-20T12:33:34Z")
\ Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. \ Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. \ Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” \ And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. \ I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. ---
### Author: ![ecoshardcore](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ecoshardcore/32/7591_2.png) [@ecoshardcore](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ecoshardcore) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/2 "2007-07-20T12:35:05Z")
jay wonch you are my hero! ---
### Author: ![3sny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/3sny/32/5005_2.png) [@3sny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/3sny) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/3 "2007-07-20T12:36:40Z")
lmao wow :tup: ---
### Author: ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/4 "2007-07-20T12:36:58Z")
AHHAHAHA ---
### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/5 "2007-07-20T12:38:14Z")
:lol: ---
### Author: ![Supraman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/supraman/32/7307_2.png) [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/6 "2007-07-20T12:38:29Z")
ahahahaha A+ ---
### Author: ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/7 "2007-07-20T12:38:51Z")
haha some little kids day was just ruined…little fucker ---
### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/8 "2007-07-20T12:40:49Z")
I’ve never run into a kid that bites. Didn’t know that was common brat behavior. :gotme: If some random kid ever tried to bite me I’d kick them in the head. ---
### Author: ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/9 "2007-07-20T12:42:49Z")
you are fucking awesome…whoever you are ---
### Author: ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/10 "2007-07-20T12:43:33Z")
Awesome… cant say I’ve ever had a kid bite me tho. I prolly would sue or beat the shit out of him no matter how old he is. ---
### Author: ![4DOORBABE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doorbabe/32/5071_2.png) [@4DOORBABE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4DOORBABE) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/11 "2007-07-20T12:46:57Z")
wow…that was some quick thinking from Mr.Godknoswho… LMAO ---
### Author: ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/12 "2007-07-20T12:50:51Z")
HAHAHA YESSS!!! ---
### Author: ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/13 "2007-07-20T12:51:13Z")
this thread delivers… on the funny and on the HIV YO ---
### Author: ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/14 "2007-07-20T12:52:25Z")
EvilJay threads deliver or your money back. ---
### Author: ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/15 "2007-07-20T13:03:15Z")
The best. ---
### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/16 "2007-07-20T13:06:46Z")
where’s you find that? ---
### Author: ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/17 "2007-07-20T13:07:16Z")
I has a source. ---
### Author: ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/18 "2007-07-20T13:13:18Z")
That is fucking amazing. ---
### Author: ![bpipe95](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bpipe95/32/7294_2.png) [@bpipe95](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bpipe95) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/19 "2007-07-20T13:49:14Z")
awesome that is fucking great ---
### Author: ![cobraman04](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cobraman04/32/4963_2.png) [@cobraman04](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cobraman04) #### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690/20 "2007-07-20T14:16:41Z")
yes thats awsome [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-guy-hates-little-kids/32690.md?page=2)