# This has to be the dumbest ticket ever. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [May 17, 2010, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-has-to-be-the-dumbest-ticket-ever/252141 "2010-05-17T08:30:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-has-to-be-the-dumbest-ticket-ever/252141/21 "2010-05-17T19:35:22Z")
> [@Rocky's Pizza Review - WINGS OMG!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rockys-pizza-review-wings-omg/32024/14): > > its getting to the point where its gonna be cheaper to try to out run them Yep ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-has-to-be-the-dumbest-ticket-ever/252141/22 "2010-05-17T19:53:45Z")
Ive had my receiver and ball on my truck since Ive owned it and cant even get the lock pin to come off because its rusted on. I purposely leave it in there to fuck up other cars if they hit me. Id rather have a fucked up $15 receiver than a fucked up bumper. Ive never heard of such a BS ticket. Ive also never gotten my trailer inspected since Ive had it. I dont even see how they can check on that one since the registrations always run out 12/31 of each year regardless of when you actually registered it and you wouldnt need to get it inspected by 12/31 of every year. ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-has-to-be-the-dumbest-ticket-ever/252141/23 "2010-05-17T19:55:13Z")
> [@Rocky's Pizza Review - WINGS OMG!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rockys-pizza-review-wings-omg/32024/17): > > Switch lanes with candy paint drippin off the frame = illegal. :lol brings back old memories ---
**Author:** ![SDP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SDP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SDP)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-has-to-be-the-dumbest-ticket-ever/252141/24 "2010-05-18T02:31:22Z")
I got a ticket for my headlights once, factory hid’s too. It says on the ticket description “dazzling headlights” ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-has-to-be-the-dumbest-ticket-ever/252141/25 "2010-05-19T07:17:31Z")
dazzling headlights are when you flash your high beams on/off not bright gear head joints! lol ---
**Author:** ![silveradoman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silveradoman/32/6487_2.png) [@silveradoman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silveradoman)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-has-to-be-the-dumbest-ticket-ever/252141/26 "2010-05-19T07:34:01Z")
whats next are they gonna tell people they cant drive with their tailgates down??? officer " _ **Well if someone were to rearend you, your tailgate could cut off their heads if they were driving a smartcar** _." and your windows can only be open when its 75 and sunny and you can only have your radio antenna up if you are listening to certain music :gtfo theres mother fuckers getting shot once a week in albany but we as truck owners are seriously breaking the law when we leave our hitches in:retardclap - slight sarcasm being used ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-has-to-be-the-dumbest-ticket-ever/252141/27 "2010-05-19T12:04:52Z")
> [@08silveRADoman"](#): > > whats next are they gonna tell people they cant drive with their tailgates down??? officer “ _ **Well if someone were to rearend you, your tailgate could cut off their heads if they were driving a smartcar** _.” > and your windows can only be open when its 75 and sunny and you can only have your radio antenna up if you are listening to certain music :gtfo > > theres mother fuckers getting shot once a week in albany but we as truck owners are seriously breaking the law when we leave our hitches in:retardclap - slight sarcasm being used _psst_ Traffic cops rarely deal with the criminals in albany. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![aldog1330](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aldog1330/32/6517_2.png) [@aldog1330](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/aldog1330)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-has-to-be-the-dumbest-ticket-ever/252141/28 "2010-05-19T12:35:37Z")
> [@\*\*Official Grand Prix Toronto '07 thread\*\* OMG now with sexy newman pictures!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-grand-prix-toronto-07-thread-omg-now-with-sexy-newman-pictures/31939/31): > > _psst_ Traffic cops rarely deal with the criminals in albany. 😉 They don’t make money off criminals either. Especially once they end up in the slammer. The taxpayers get the bill. I’ve seen a lot of people all over the place pulled over lately. They really are trying to make up the 9 billion dollar deficit through traffic tickets. ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-has-to-be-the-dumbest-ticket-ever/252141/29 "2010-05-19T13:39:44Z")
i got one of these in my lowered s-10 the cop was decent about it,i couldnt get the ball off the bumper so that when i bought my roll pan and brought my old bumper in and asked if this was suitable…most people get these for the bumper balls that they block off some of the plate which i understand ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-has-to-be-the-dumbest-ticket-ever/252141/30 "2010-05-20T07:02:11Z")
they should ticket the ratards with the “truck nutz” hanging off the recievers. Along the same reasoning as the hitches… Imagin rear ending someone with those and getting tea-bagged by some 3lb steel nuts! haha ---
**Author:** ![Reckone](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/reckone/32/6324_2.png) [@Reckone](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Reckone)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-has-to-be-the-dumbest-ticket-ever/252141/31 "2010-05-20T08:20:31Z")
**FUCK NYS!** /thread ---
**Author:** ![Sady](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sady/32/6340_2.png) [@Sady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sady)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-has-to-be-the-dumbest-ticket-ever/252141/32 "2010-05-20T08:43:06Z")
> [@Reckone"](#): > > **FUCK NYS!** /thread Word. If it wasnt for my job, I would of left this shithole a long time ago… ---
**Author:** ![Fn\_Skanks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fn_skanks/32/6308_2.png) [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2010, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-has-to-be-the-dumbest-ticket-ever/252141/33 "2010-05-23T09:42:08Z")
> [@Reckone"](#): > > **FUCK NYS!** /thread AMEN. :thumbup I’d be outta here if it wasn’t for family. ---
**Author:** ![ramairetransam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/58956e/32.png) [@ramairetransam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ramairetransam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-has-to-be-the-dumbest-ticket-ever/252141/34 "2010-05-23T18:08:26Z")
> [@FS: wheels/tires for the GTO...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-wheels-tires-for-the-gto/32087/2): > > Word. If it wasnt for my job, I would of left this shithole a long time ago… copy that. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-has-to-be-the-dumbest-ticket-ever/252141.md?page=1)