# This is a feel good story for the guys for once... **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 17, 2006, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702 "2006-04-17T10:53:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kilmer420](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@kilmer420](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kilmer420)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702/1 "2006-04-17T10:53:16Z")
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT??!! What the shit was that?!” So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedrom?” Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.” I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.” Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?" I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?” Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either…but at least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her. ---
**Author:** ![2toneishot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2toneishot/32/6010_2.png) [@2toneishot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2toneishot)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702/2 "2006-04-17T10:57:07Z")
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 thats funny as hellllllllll ---
**Author:** ![bics56](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702/3 "2006-04-17T11:02:02Z")
haha…that is great…+1 for the good guys…ahaha ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702/4 "2006-04-17T11:08:18Z")
haha i think i’ve read that on here before??? ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702/5 "2006-04-17T11:14:15Z")
🤣 :owned: ---
**Author:** ![SVshine03](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702/6 "2006-04-17T11:17:29Z")
Last week’s joke… :down: ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702/7 "2006-04-17T11:49:42Z")
haha ---
**Author:** ![turboTSI1320](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@turboTSI1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turboTSI1320)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702/8 "2006-04-17T12:13:19Z")
HAha thats awesome ---
**Author:** ![Hycomp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Hycomp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hycomp)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702/9 "2006-04-17T13:30:44Z")
> [@SVshine03](#): > > Last week’s joke… :down: Actually it was last month’s, or possibly even the month before that when it was posted on here. ---
**Author:** ![EXTtoG35](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/67e7ee/32.png) [@EXTtoG35](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EXTtoG35)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702/10 "2006-04-17T13:36:26Z")
that was f’n great, i never saw that before ---
**Author:** ![kilmer420](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@kilmer420](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kilmer420)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702/11 "2006-04-17T13:55:10Z")
> [@Hycomp](#): > > Actually it was last month’s, or possibly even the month before that when it was posted on here. go you :jerkit: ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702/12 "2006-04-17T14:36:32Z")
[http://www.pittspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21063&highlight=jewelry](http://www.pittspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21063&highlight=jewelry) Repost, but still good. ---
**Author:** ![rmrider897](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@rmrider897](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rmrider897)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702/13 "2006-04-17T15:05:01Z")
:repost: ---
**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702/14 "2006-04-17T15:10:04Z")
:bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702/15 "2006-04-17T15:24:43Z")
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl::bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 4:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702/16 "2006-04-17T16:12:59Z")
that was the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. That entire genre will never yield a funny joke. Please, stop posting them. ---
**Author:** ![kilmer420](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@kilmer420](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kilmer420)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702/17 "2006-04-18T05:45:02Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > that was the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. That entire genre will never yield a funny joke. Please, stop posting them. read your own sig :naughty: ---
**Author:** ![disque71](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@disque71](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/disque71)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-a-feel-good-story-for-the-guys-for-once/181702/18 "2006-04-18T07:55:43Z")
that is great