# This is bull SHIT! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 29, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690 "2009-01-29T20:12:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![JiM\_P\_2001](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim_p_2001/32/6364_2.png) [@JiM\_P\_2001](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JiM_P_2001)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 5:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/61 "2009-01-30T05:02:04Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13307/2): > > I’ve done it before, it is pretty fun, especially when she’s on the phone with him as my dick is sliding in and out of her… :ohnoes If she can hold a conversation while you’re banging her out, you’re doing something wrong… ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 5:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/62 "2009-01-30T05:07:09Z")
> [@Help me think of a custom plate for the Cobra](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-think-of-a-custom-plate-for-the-cobra/13312/10): > > If she can hold a conversation while you’re banging her out, you’re doing something wrong… :rofl ---
**Author:** ![xtremeangel02](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xtremeangel02/32/6422_2.png) [@xtremeangel02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xtremeangel02)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/63 "2009-01-30T05:15:46Z")
> [@So. My sister just brought over her boyfriend, and his friends...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-sister-just-brought-over-her-boyfriend-and-his-friends/13242/72): > > I need to start hanging out with this TurboTravis fellow. > > You want to give me some pointers this weekend bro? Beer’s on me. you have to be old enough to buy beer in order for them to “be on you” lol 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 5:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/64 "2009-01-30T05:16:10Z")
> [@Help me think of a custom plate for the Cobra](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-think-of-a-custom-plate-for-the-cobra/13312/12): > > you have to old enough to buy beer in order for them to “be on you” lol 😃 Oh fuckin burn… ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/65 "2009-01-30T05:24:19Z")
> [@Help me think of a custom plate for the Cobra](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-think-of-a-custom-plate-for-the-cobra/13312/12): > > you have to be old enough to buy beer in order for them to “be on you” lol 😃 - 1 idk how ur gonna chill wit me and travis and be under 21 LOL your killin us man ! ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 5:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/66 "2009-01-30T05:28:49Z")
> [@Help me think of a custom plate for the Cobra](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-think-of-a-custom-plate-for-the-cobra/13312/10): > > If she can hold a conversation while you’re banging her out, you’re doing something wrong… Jim, all this talk about drinking and fucking bitches has lead me to remember We havent drank in awhile… whens the next 12 hour banger hahah ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/67 "2009-01-30T07:46:26Z")
> [@Help me think of a custom plate for the Cobra](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-think-of-a-custom-plate-for-the-cobra/13312/10): > > If she can hold a conversation while you’re banging her out, you’re doing something wrong… 🤣rofl totally true!! ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/68 "2009-01-30T07:56:16Z")
> [@FS: Massive garage sale HONDA DC2 EG 96-98 civic part out JDM goodies](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-massive-garage-sale-honda-dc2-eg-96-98-civic-part-out-jdm-goodies/13263/18): > > college girls are immature, find a real girl, one thats not in college, college girls think they’re shit dont stink Laff. Oh that’s rich. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/69 "2009-01-30T08:00:08Z")
Boy friends mean nothing ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/70 "2009-01-30T08:00:47Z")
> [@No Date Yet - ShifterKart Racing](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-date-yet-shifterkart-racing/13253/10): > > Boy friends mean nothing +1. Just because there’s a goalie… ---
**Author:** ![smithsteg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smithsteg/32/6379_2.png) [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/71 "2009-01-30T08:02:09Z")
> [@No Date Yet - ShifterKart Racing](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-date-yet-shifterkart-racing/13253/10): > > Boy friends mean nothing is that what your boyfriend told you ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/72 "2009-01-30T08:12:39Z")
> [@The R/T just took a fatal blow](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-r-t-just-took-a-fatal-blow/13227/58): > > is that what your boyfriend told you Ummm that was almost as lame as your mother ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/73 "2009-01-30T08:27:14Z")
> [@Allergies](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/allergies/13315/9): > > Ummm that was almost as lame as your mother Oof that was bad too. ---
**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/74 "2009-01-30T09:33:13Z")
maybe the fact that you can’t find a gf is because you are taking relationship advice on shift lol ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/75 "2009-01-30T09:36:44Z")
> [@Help me think of a custom plate for the Cobra](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-think-of-a-custom-plate-for-the-cobra/13312/10): > > If she can hold a conversation while you’re banging her out, you’re doing something wrong… Not really that hard to text while fucking. Trust me, I ain’t no slouch in the bedroom. :shifty ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/76 "2009-01-30T09:38:53Z")
> [@Official 2006 World Cup Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-2006-world-cup-thread/13150/32): > > maybe the fact that you can’t find a gf is because you are taking relationship advice on shift lol Not really taking advice as much as I am stating a trend I have been noticing. I demand a battlefield split from this thread. That place has been dead for way too long. ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/77 "2009-01-30T10:06:23Z")
> [@6-16-06 PARTY in angola \*food and beer\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/6-16-06-party-in-angola-food-and-beer/13297/4): > > Trust me, I ain’t no slouch in the bedroom. :shifty every douchebag says this :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/78 "2009-01-30T10:10:46Z")
> [@Why do Grand Am owners think their car is fast?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-do-grand-am-owners-think-their-car-is-fast/13289/35): > > every douchebag says this :rofl :retardclap:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/79 "2009-01-30T10:14:48Z")
> [@Why do Grand Am owners think their car is fast?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-do-grand-am-owners-think-their-car-is-fast/13289/35): > > every douchebag says this :rofl i totally argee with that ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/80 "2009-01-30T10:21:05Z")
> [@Help me think of a custom plate for the Cobra](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-think-of-a-custom-plate-for-the-cobra/13312/10): > > If she can hold a conversation while you’re banging her out, you’re doing something wrong… sometimes you have to slow down so she can answer the phone when her parents call… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690.md?page=5)