# This is bull SHIT!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 29, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690 "2009-01-29T20:12:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/141 "2009-01-31T13:54:47Z")

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> [@calling out my boy JEEVES](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/calling-out-my-boy-jeeves/12796/42):
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> Disagree… usually they have friends that are nailable…nothing makes a moving target still like a friend referring to you as Dr. “O”. Always contenplate return on investment. If you took the time to land the ho, why not take the crumbs off the table later too.

Agreed-you wanna knock the shit out of it, because some night you might be bored and want to call her to fuck, and/or she will tell her friends how good you knocked the bottom out, and they will be interested in you, make excuses to ‘run into you’, etc. The only exception would be is if she SUCKED in bed, then i’d probably just jerk it on her face and send her on the way.

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2009, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/142 "2009-01-31T14:00:39Z")

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> [@calling out my boy JEEVES](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/calling-out-my-boy-jeeves/12796/42):
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> Disagree… usually they have friends that are nailable…nothing makes a moving target still like a friend referring to you as Dr. “O”. Always contenplate return on investment. If you took the time to land the ho, why not take the crumbs off the table later too.

Too much lovey dovey sappy BS required for that. In and done, no maintenance afterwards.

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**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/143 "2009-01-31T14:26:49Z")

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> [@Piss on the camel jockeys, bring home all the troops, leave behind plenty of bombs.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/piss-on-the-camel-jockeys-bring-home-all-the-troops-leave-behind-plenty-of-bombs/13355/16):
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> Was this the same 280lb monster that you had to SNEAK up my back stairs becuase you didn’t want me to know??!?!?! lol
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> And THAT’s another problem Cliff…you and lots of other guys get “one skank to come over once”. Do what I do and get many attractive girls to come over alot of times. 😉

LOL. It was verryy difficult to have sex with that… very difficult. I’ll just leave it at that. But no, wrong girl. This was when I lived in Amsterdam.

> Disagree… usually they have friends that are nailable…nothing makes a moving target still like a friend referring to you as Dr. “O”. Always contenplate return on investment. If you took the time to land the ho, why not take the crumbs off the table later too.

I dunno man… different situations / perspectives. Girls are effed in the head… if their friend says you’re the biggest asshole in the world and lasted 2min in the sack… the fact that they said you were the BIGGEST ASSHOLE in the world would attract her friends to you. If this girl just talks up about how big of a jerk you are, it actually discredits the whole sucks in the sack thing. And every girl thinks they can be THAT girl that changes the asshole because every girl thinks they’re awesome, they have the best tits, tightest vaginas, and nicest ass. Girls are fucked up… its that simple.

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