# This is bull SHIT!

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**Created:** [January 29, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690 "2009-01-29T20:12:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2009, 12:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690/135 "2009-01-31T00:01:57Z")

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> [@6-16-06 PARTY in angola \*food and beer\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/6-16-06-party-in-angola-food-and-beer/13297/4):
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> Not really that hard to text while fucking. Trust me, I ain’t no slouch in the bedroom. :shifty

Thats your problem right there. “I ain’t no slouch in bed.” You shouldn’t give two shits how good _YOU_ are in bed. Who gives a fuck? Do you actually give a shit if the other girl gets off or not? Wow man…

What you do in bed should be what feels the best for you. You cum as quick as possible, zip-up and leave or kick her out. It’s always very uncomfortable when you fall asleep and wake up with her still sleeping in your bed. It was always like WTF?

I had this one skank come over once, it was funny… she asks me to hang out and I told her I had no electricity, and that my roommate didn’t pay it. She said she didn’t care. Its obvious what she wanted. Literally 5seconds into my bedroom her pants were down without me even touching or saying anything to her. I go “holy shit that was quick.” She said yea I have to hurry up and get home. Banged the shit outta her, she grabbed her pants and left. In and out!!

But ya, for real. If you’re lookin just to fuck people and you’re going to give two shits how good you are in bed you’re def. goin at it with the wrong approach. It just shows you care too much. And you’d prob. even call her the next day… pussy

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