# This Is Not Me!!!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 20, 2004, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637 "2004-05-20T13:31:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/1 "2004-05-20T13:31:24Z")
ha, this dude resembles me :scared: :scared: [http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=11758149&BRD=2305&PAG=461&dept\_id=478565&rfi=6](http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=11758149&BRD=2305&PAG=461&dept_id=478565&rfi=6) ( he pulled out the tire iron) โ€œmikes lead pipeโ€ :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![imported\_SINISTER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sinister/32/5970_2.png) [@imported\_SINISTER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_SINISTER)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/2 "2004-05-20T13:32:15Z")
> [@useless knowledge](#): > > ha, this dude resembles me :scared: :scared: > > [http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=11758149&BRD=2305&PAG=461&dept\_id=478565&rfi=6](http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=11758149&BRD=2305&PAG=461&dept_id=478565&rfi=6) bs fawker thats uโ€“im calling and turning you in haha shaggy in the clink pee test ---
**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/3 "2004-05-20T13:32:18Z")
ahahahahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/4 "2004-05-20T13:35:29Z")
no doubt in my mind ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/5 "2004-05-20T13:38:01Z")
i have a very good alibi, I never wear shorts ๐Ÿ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/6 "2004-05-20T13:39:40Z")
> [@useless knowledge](#): > > i have a very good alibi, I never wear shorts ๐Ÿ™‚ Me neither, my dong hangs out ๐Ÿ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![imported\_SINISTER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sinister/32/5970_2.png) [@imported\_SINISTER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_SINISTER)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/7 "2004-05-20T13:47:01Z")
> [@VictorSmalls](#): > > Me neither, my dong hangs out ๐Ÿ™‚ :bsflag: :bsflag: :bsflag: that only cause you still can fit into osh coch be gosh ---
**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/8 "2004-05-20T13:50:11Z")
spandex is something back in the 80s ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/9 "2004-05-20T13:50:58Z")
I tuck it in, just like my mullet. ---
**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/10 "2004-05-20T13:57:24Z")
๐Ÿ™‚ Bastards ๐Ÿ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![dgramc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dgramc/32/5934_2.png) [@dgramc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dgramc)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/11 "2004-05-20T13:57:47Z")
haha, classic, robbing a store with a tire iron ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/12 "2004-05-20T14:09:20Z")
where was shaggy at 8:30 pm yesterday ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/13 "2004-05-20T14:10:52Z")
:scared: ---
**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/14 "2004-05-20T14:12:26Z")
fixed CHIPPEWA TWP. - A man wielding a tire iron robbed the Payless ShoeSource store in Chippewa Township on Tuesday night and fled in a early 90s blue mustang. Chippewa police said a man walked into the store on Shenango Road around 8:30 p.m. - about a half-hour before it closes. After waiting his turn in the check-out line and smoking 4 cigarettes, he pulled out the tire iron and demanded that the clerk give him all the money in the register and her panties. Chippewa Township Police Chief Clint Berchtold said that upon seeing the tire iron, a woman standing in line behind the robber immediately removed her thong panties and then alerted police. Meanwhile, the man fled the scene spinning his tires off and yelling im rich biatch The Beaver County Sheriffโ€™s Department has released a sketch of the man, who is described as a dirty white male, about 5-foot-9, and approximately 170 pounds, with brown hair and a goatee. The man was last seen wearing a gray ford T-shirt and blue jeans Chippewa police ask that anyone reconizing this man , should be aware he is dilusional and extremely horney ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/15 "2004-05-20T14:16:15Z")
hahahahahhaa, :bowrofl: hahahahahhaa :bowrofl: hahahahahhaa :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![BlackZ28](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blackz28/32/5932_2.png) [@BlackZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlackZ28)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/16 "2004-05-20T14:46:26Z")
nice!!! ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/17 "2004-05-20T14:48:06Z")
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![P8NT-BALLAH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/58f4c7/32.png) [@P8NT-BALLAH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/P8NT-BALLAH)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/18 "2004-05-20T14:53:34Z")
> [@useless knowledge](#): > > hahahahahhaa, :bowrofl: hahahahahhaa :bowrofl: hahahahahhaa :bowrofl: :itr41: ---
**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-not-me/166637/19 "2004-05-20T17:26:20Z")
Rofl