# This is Possibly the end :( Good night sweet prince **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 23, 2009, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973 "2009-06-23T11:28:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/1 "2009-06-23T11:28:58Z")
Dear Shift518 members, scoundrels and scallywags, Due to recent events that some will say is my fault ( I am currently in disagreement with the US government and state of NY) it appears that your beloved SRS BZNS may be going away for a little while. I would not like to think of it as a good bye but merely a vacation. It appears the the US government frowns upon any kind of sexual act with a female under the age of 17. To this i responded that her fake ID stated she was 23 and while I questioned the fact that she she was 6’1" tall yet a good 6" shorter than my 5’11" inch frame and her seeming year around tan had faded, i figured i would be open minded and not judge her. After all girls lie about their weight all the time so why should I call her out about her height and the fact she wasn’t of latino decent. Who am I to judge. No I was also thrown off to the fact she was indeed 14 by the way she hoovered my wang. This girl sucked so well i got light headed. On top of that she rode me as if i was a mechanical bull. But anyway on to my problem. It appears that said 14 year old was actually a robot sent by the FBI to trick and entrap me. They believe that I indeed am the internet meme pedobear hiding in a man suit which at this current point in time I can neither deny or attest to. Rather than sending me on a nice little vacation to the county lock up where i can work on how jacked and tan i am and watch free cable they have chosen to have me deported. This my friends is where you come in. If I am married and supporting a family I can not be deported. I need you Shift518 to find me a wife, preferably young looking, perky 32b sized breasts, tan, brunette or blonde, rich or rich parents, good cook. Im not picky so as long as she has all of the above i will be able to remain with you all Sincerely, SRS BZNS P.s. needs to have been a women all her life. No Shims. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/2 "2009-06-23T11:30:06Z")
first ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/3 "2009-06-23T11:32:37Z")
post tits i can have or :gtfo ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/4 "2009-06-23T11:36:12Z")
Is this the perpetrator? She tried to approach me at the Rusty Nail Tuesday night. Luckily I’m not so good at closing. ![http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1569/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1569R-9017392.jpg](http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1569/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1569R-9017392.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/5 "2009-06-23T11:37:04Z")
you need to borrow my plate. ![http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9361/img1915g.jpg](http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9361/img1915g.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/6 "2009-06-23T11:37:26Z")
FYI, I know you’re new to Clifton Park, but the Nail is the polar opposite wrong place to look for CP. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/7 "2009-06-23T11:38:03Z")
nah I have pictures so lolibot at home. will post up when i arrive there at 5 ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/8 "2009-06-23T11:38:18Z")
No Ron! We won’t let them take you away! ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/9 "2009-06-23T11:39:32Z")
> [@NEW Monday night ICE HOCKEY 10pm Riverside](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-monday-night-ice-hockey-10pm-riverside/18844/28): > > FYI, I know you’re new to Clifton Park, but the Nail is the polar opposite wrong place to look for CP. Correct. Starbucks, clifton park center, toys R us, hannaford, walmart, planned parent hood these places will net you better results ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/10 "2009-06-23T11:40:21Z")
> [@NEW Monday night ICE HOCKEY 10pm Riverside](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-monday-night-ice-hockey-10pm-riverside/18844/28): > > FYI, I know you’re new to Clifton Park, but the Nail is the polar opposite wrong place to look for CP. I assure you I was not looking. ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/11 "2009-06-23T11:41:37Z")
Cougars, eh? Nice. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/12 "2009-06-23T11:51:42Z")
Nothing wrong with a sugar momma.Well in Jesses case it would be a sugar daddy ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/13 "2009-06-23T11:52:43Z")
> [@FS: 2 Sabres Tickets for SAT. 10/27 VS. ATL](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2-sabres-tickets-for-sat-10-27-vs-atl/19357/9): > > Nothing wrong with a sugar momma.Well in Jesses case it would be a sugar daddy **HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA** ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/14 "2009-06-23T12:41:33Z")
if you get locked up I’m adopting the Soarer to take excellent care of it till your triumphant return, master Jedi ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/15 "2009-06-23T12:43:09Z")
I’m going to steal it and take it off some sweet jumps. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/16 "2009-06-23T12:47:50Z")
I believe i have found a Puerto Rican girl to marry me. A little old though 22 ☹ ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/17 "2009-06-23T12:53:04Z")
seans sister is single right? ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/18 "2009-06-23T16:11:06Z")
This is a tragic event, indeed. ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973/19 "2009-06-23T16:31:06Z")
> [@question on buying a house?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-on-buying-a-house/19807/9): > > seans sister is single right? > [@channel 4 news tonight 11/6 @11pm v. drama for my dad](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/channel-4-news-tonight-11-6-11pm-v-drama-for-my-dad/19778/37): > > This is a tragic event, indeed. …