# This is the story that never ends.... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 16, 2007, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964 "2007-08-16T08:03:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/1 "2007-08-16T08:03:43Z")
**Basically its simple…everyone adds a line to the post before it.** Yes…work is that slow today. Ill start Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he bumped into an elderly woman… ---
**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/2 "2007-08-16T08:04:34Z")
the elderly woman looked rather familiar. ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/3 "2007-08-16T08:07:40Z")
It turned out to be Skunks Aunt Milly ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/4 "2007-08-16T08:08:37Z")
Who has a disgusting goiter that resembles ---
**Author:** ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/5 "2007-08-16T08:08:37Z")
barney the dinosaurs’ face ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/6 "2007-08-16T08:10:17Z")
while the dinosaur was receiving a drunk bj ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/7 "2007-08-16T08:10:21Z")
. Chuck delievered a round-house kick to her ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/8 "2007-08-16T08:10:59Z")
while she was giving a drunk bj ---
**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/9 "2007-08-16T08:11:01Z")
nephew skunk. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/10 "2007-08-16T08:11:20Z")
then skunk gave a drunk bj ok im done ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/11 "2007-08-16T08:14:26Z")
to Chuck. Who was then displeased by such a weaksause blow-job. ---
**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/12 "2007-08-16T08:16:46Z")
He then kicked skunk in the groin. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/13 "2007-08-16T08:18:32Z")
The resulting power of Chuck’s kick caused a bridge to randomly collapse in some state that was quickly forgotten shortly after. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/14 "2007-08-16T08:20:34Z")
Skunk responded with ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/15 "2007-08-16T08:23:01Z")
“mah toopay, they stole my toopay!!” somebody help me!! when suddenly Ace and Gary the ambiguously gay duo appeared and… ---
**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/16 "2007-08-16T08:24:13Z")
massaged Skunk’s skunk. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/17 "2007-08-16T08:24:41Z")
![http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/images/2006/03/Ambig_Gay_Ace_Gary.jpg](http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/images/2006/03/Ambig_Gay_Ace_Gary.jpg) (what kind of book doesn’t have pictures?) ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/18 "2007-08-16T08:25:39Z")
After Skunk’s skunk was done being massaged ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/19 "2007-08-16T08:27:03Z")
LAFENGAS appeared in his newly constructed carbon fiber jet only wearing ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/20 "2007-08-16T08:27:59Z")
a banana hammock made of carbon fiber [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964.md?page=2)