# This is the story that never ends....

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 16, 2007, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964 "2007-08-16T08:03:43Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![SVT3945](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svt3945/32/7409_2.png) [@SVT3945](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVT3945)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/21 "2007-08-16T08:29:42Z")

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a sign that said this thread sucks

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/22 "2007-08-16T08:32:28Z")

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Then, pissed that the trio of ace, gary, and lafengas interrupted his skunk-job, Chuck Norris

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### Author: ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/23 "2007-08-16T08:33:12Z")

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laughed at the fact that SVT3945 doesn’t have a car at all…In fact he

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### Author: ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/24 "2007-08-16T08:34:18Z")

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sold his fast truck for a slow Focus and is secretly my Dad

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/25 "2007-08-16T08:34:22Z")

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Suddenly, lafengas’s CF jet transformed into

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/26 "2007-08-16T08:39:12Z")

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Optimus Zong! Which is a giant curb destroying robot. After pulverizing every curb in sight, it began to dance to the beat of

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### Author: ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/27 "2007-08-16T08:49:14Z")

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Billy Jean by MJ

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### Author: ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/28 "2007-08-16T08:55:44Z")

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the only problem was…

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### Author: ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/29 "2007-08-16T08:56:10Z")

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hes gay

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### Author: ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/30 "2007-08-16T09:10:11Z")

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and cant dance for shit.

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### Author: ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/31 "2007-08-16T10:07:11Z")

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However, he returned to Iraq

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### Author: ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/32 "2007-08-16T10:13:16Z")

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and showed osama bin laden how to dance and curb stomp.

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### Author: ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/33 "2007-08-16T10:17:08Z")

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Back in the US, George Bush…

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### Author: ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/34 "2007-08-16T10:18:51Z")

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ruined everything that was once good

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### Author: ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/35 "2007-08-16T10:18:54Z")

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by shoving his head as far up his

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### Author: ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/36 "2007-08-16T10:50:30Z")

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ass that some people could consider it illegal.

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### Author: ![3hree5ive0ero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/3hree5ive0ero/32/5059_2.png) [@3hree5ive0ero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/3hree5ive0ero)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/37 "2007-08-16T16:49:30Z")

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But thats OK because we all know

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### Author: ![JDMAllstars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/76d3ee/32.png) [@JDMAllstars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMAllstars)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/38 "2007-08-16T17:03:35Z")

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the safetey dance rules your lives

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### Author: ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/39 "2007-08-16T17:11:32Z")

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because you can dance if you want to…we can leave this world behind.

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### Author: ![JDMAllstars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/76d3ee/32.png) [@JDMAllstars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMAllstars)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/40 "2007-08-16T18:05:56Z")

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because if your friends don’t dance… then they’re no friends of mine,

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