# This is the story that never ends....

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 16, 2007, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964 "2007-08-16T08:03:43Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/41 "2007-08-16T18:06:46Z")

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But they can all dress real neat, from their hats to their feet.

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### Author: ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/42 "2007-08-16T18:11:51Z")

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as long as they keep their hands off my meat

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### Author: ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/43 "2007-08-16T18:18:11Z")

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. After they were done dancing and singing queerly they,

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### Author: ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/44 "2007-08-16T18:41:56Z")

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proceeded to stroll to the nearest Wal-Mart

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### Author: ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/45 "2007-08-16T18:42:57Z")

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and laugh at all the poor people who were buying

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### Author: ![JDMAllstars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/76d3ee/32.png) [@JDMAllstars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMAllstars)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/46 "2007-08-16T18:51:11Z")

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safety hats, then they proceeded to get their hair cut like keith flint from prodigy

 ![http://www.kulichki.com/prodigy/keith07.jpg](http://www.kulichki.com/prodigy/keith07.jpg)

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### Author: ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/47 "2007-08-16T19:09:57Z")

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. It turned out after the dancing and trip to walmart they had become hungry. So they jumped in the car and headed to Rockys Pizza for…

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### Author: ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/48 "2007-08-16T19:17:14Z")

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some super sweet sauced chicken fingers and snapple iced tea

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### Author: ![JDMAllstars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/76d3ee/32.png) [@JDMAllstars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMAllstars)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/49 "2007-08-16T19:31:13Z")

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but where denied entry due looking like fuckin faggots

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### Author: ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/50 "2007-08-16T19:37:00Z")

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So they went out back and proceeded to pee on the dumpster when suddenly…

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### Author: ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/51 "2007-08-16T19:48:28Z")

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a pack of wild dogs came out an bit off their penises

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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/52 "2007-08-16T19:52:32Z")

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luckily they were also emo, so it did not bother them because…

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### Author: ![JDMAllstars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/76d3ee/32.png) [@JDMAllstars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMAllstars)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/53 "2007-08-16T20:00:15Z")

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they don’t cry like redneck farmers

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### Author: ![maybe\_memories](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maybe_memories/32/5053_2.png) [@maybe\_memories](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/maybe_memories)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/54 "2007-08-16T20:06:49Z")

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unless their daughters…

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### Author: ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/55 "2007-08-16T20:39:43Z")

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Wind up having sex with horses.

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### Author: ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/56 "2007-08-16T22:09:25Z")

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Who yelled LETS FUCK

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### Author: ![4x4jimmy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/51bf81/32.png) [@4x4jimmy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4x4jimmy)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/57 "2007-08-16T22:23:03Z")

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MINGLOR , in ass, and then have a relaxing trip to…

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### Author: ![4x4jimmy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/51bf81/32.png) [@4x4jimmy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4x4jimmy)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/58 "2007-08-16T22:23:56Z")

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MINGLOR IN THE ASS, then go and …

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### Author: ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2007, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/59 "2007-08-16T23:29:39Z")

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…find Aiman because he’s been MIA…

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### Author: ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/60 "2007-08-17T06:15:57Z")

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After they were done fucking they then decided to,

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