# This is the story that never ends....
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 16, 2007, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964 "2007-08-16T08:03:43Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/61 "2007-08-17T06:20:50Z")
get in their f-body
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/62 "2007-08-17T06:22:56Z")
which was so ridiculously sweet that all the faggy imports would just crumble into dust at the sound of the thunder rumbling under it’s hood
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/63 "2007-08-17T06:23:58Z")
and they rolled through Jonny Trans neighborhood
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/64 "2007-08-17T06:24:22Z")
and found a lady wearing a purple raincoat that said “HOE” on the back
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/65 "2007-08-17T06:28:37Z")
but it wasn’t a raincoat, it was a body condom, and it didn’t say “HOE” it said “MOE” and it was the character from the Simpsons
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/66 "2007-08-17T06:34:18Z")
they walked up to MOE and asked him if he wanted to get a drink of lemonade from the county fair.
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/67 "2007-08-17T06:44:12Z")
He said “Yes.”, and then suddenly he used his rope “belt” to swing away like a certain action hero
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### Author:  [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/68 "2007-08-17T06:48:45Z")
named Spider Man thru the streets of Buffalo.
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/69 "2007-08-17T06:49:12Z")
confused by what happened, and still thirsty for lemons, he didnt know how to react when his cell phone went off
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/70 "2007-08-17T06:51:12Z")
hence his face turned green, and shirt litteraly exploded in a ball of flame.
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/71 "2007-08-17T06:51:13Z")
Oprah was calling again to come appear on her talk show special entitled “i have three nipples and 5 legs”
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/72 "2007-08-17T06:52:42Z")
To which he replied, “how would that work I have five nipples and three legs.”
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### Author:  [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/73 "2007-08-17T07:00:11Z")
In return, she replied, “I’m a heinous cunt with too much money. I can’t believe I’ve gotten to this point with my god awful show.”
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### Author:  [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/74 "2007-08-17T07:03:09Z")
and just when things couldn’t get worse, Oprah received a call from the girl with three boobs from total recall…
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/75 "2007-08-17T07:05:02Z")
They set up an appointment to have a live show on top of the applebees restaurant in NYC
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/76 "2007-08-17T07:08:10Z")
Donahue found out about this, and was not amused.
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### Author:  [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/77 "2007-08-17T07:30:08Z")
so now theres going to be a freak show at the top of applebees in NYC. Donahue still not amused is then confronted by chuck norris who was still having a bad day due to running into skunks aunt milly…
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/78 "2007-08-17T07:39:02Z")
but the world was tired of hearing about stupid fucking chuck norris, so he just died in the lamest way possible and was never mentioned again
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### Author:  [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/79 "2007-08-17T09:06:46Z")
of course this was after the celebration of his non-existance. So the world had to find a new hero and he went by the name of…
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### Author:  [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2007, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-the-story-that-never-ends/33964/80 "2007-08-17T09:09:42Z")
The Condiment Bandit who covered peoples cars in ketchup and mustard like a fucking jackass
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