# this is uber pimp **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 2, 2006, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-uber-pimp/15387 "2006-08-02T11:05:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-uber-pimp/15387/1 "2006-08-02T11:05:58Z")
ok. now start singing PIMP by fitty cent in your head. here it is just in case, don’t forget to add the music beat either, it helps in the experience > (Chorus) > I don’t know what you heard about me > But a bitch can’t get a dollar out of me > No Cadillac, no perms, you can’t see > That I’m a motherfucking P-I-M-P > (Repeat) > (Verse 1) > Now shorty, she in the club, she dancing for dollars > She got a thing for that Gucci, that Fendi, that Prada > That BCBG, Burberry, Dolce and Gabana > She feed them foolish fantasies, they pay her cause they wanna > I spit a little G man, and my game got her > A hour later, have that ass up in the Ramada > Them trick niggas in her ear saying they think about her > I got the bitch by the bar trying to get a drink up out her > She like my style, she like my smile, she like the way I talk > She from the country, think she like me cause I’m from New York > I ain’t that nigga trying to holla cause I want some head > I’m that nigga trying to holla cause I want some bread > I could care less how she perform when she in the bed > Bitch hit that track, catch a date, and come and pay the kid > Look baby this is simple, you can’t see > You fucking with me, you fucking with a P-I-M-P > (Chorus) > (Verse 2) > I’m bout my money you see, girl you can holla at me > If you fucking with me, I’m a P-I-M-P > Not what you see on TV, no Cadillac, no greasy > Head full of hair, bitch I’m a P-I-M-P > Come get money with me, if you curious to see > how it feels to be with a P-I-M-P > Roll in the Benz with me, you could watch TV > From the backseat of my V, I’m a P-I-M-P > Girl we could pop some champagne and we could have a ball > We could toast to the good life, girl we could have it all > We could really splurge girl, and tear up the mall > If ever you needed someone, I’m the one you should call > I’ll be there to pick you up, if ever you should fall > If you got problems, I can solve’em, they big or they small > That other nigga you be with ain’t bout shit > I’m your friend, your father, and confidant, BITCH > (Chorus) > (Verse 3) > I told you fools before, I stay with the tools > I keep a Benz, some rims, and some jewels > I holla at a hoe til I got a bitch confused > She got on Payless, me I got on gator shoes > I’m shopping for chinchillas, in the summer they cheaper > Man this hoe you can have her, when I’m done I ain’t gon keep her > Man, bitches come and go, every nigga pimpin know > You saying it’s secret, but you ain’t gotta keep it on the low > Bitch choose with me, I’ll have you stripping in the street > Put my other hoes down, you get your ass beat > Now Nik my bottom bitch, she always come up with my bread > The last nigga she was with put stitches in her head > Get your hoe out of pocket, I’ll put a charge on a bitch > Cause I need 4 TVs and AMGs for the six > Hoe make a pimp rich, I ain’t paying bitch > Catch a date, suck a dick, shiiit, TRICK > (Chorus) > Yeah, in Hollywoood they say there’s no b’ness like show b’ness > In the hood they say, there’s no b’ness like hoe b’ness ya know > They say I talk a lil fast, but if you listen a lil faster > I ain’t got to slow down for you to catch up, BITCH then go get some steroids then click this mutha fuckin [link](http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/laptops/acer-aspire-9800-201inch-laptop-with-hd-dvd-released-191388.php) ---
**Author:** ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-uber-pimp/15387/2 "2006-08-02T11:08:18Z")
Wow, that thing is a fucking beast. ---
**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-uber-pimp/15387/3 "2006-08-02T11:16:14Z")
Looks to be a tad bit more portable then Dell’s offering with a 20.1" screen: [http://www.dell.com/content/products/productdetails.aspx/xpsnb\_m2010?c=us&cs=04&l=en&s=bsd](http://www.dell.com/content/products/productdetails.aspx/xpsnb_m2010?c=us&cs=04&l=en&s=bsd) But the removable keyboard and built in handle \> Acer 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-uber-pimp/15387/4 "2006-08-02T11:22:26Z")
Nice about time they put a proper sized keyboard in those beastly things. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-uber-pimp/15387/5 "2006-08-02T12:56:51Z")
why would I want a laptop with a 20" Monitor? Kinda defeats the point of “portability”. ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-uber-pimp/15387/6 "2006-08-02T12:59:51Z")
17.2lbs… Jeeebus that is a monster; not too bad on the specs but I am wondering when the Core 2 Duo is going to make it’s way into the mobile market. Looks like it will just miss this things release. ---
**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-uber-pimp/15387/7 "2006-08-02T13:53:12Z")
> [@sureshot007](#): > > why would I want a laptop with a 20" Monitor? Kinda defeats the point of “portability”. You’re not allowed to use such things as “common sense” in today’s business world. STOP IT!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-uber-pimp/15387/8 "2006-08-02T14:22:49Z")
17.2 lbs isn’t too bad when you consider the mini power plant you need to power that thing lol ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-uber-pimp/15387/9 "2006-08-02T14:50:29Z")
> [@sureshot007](#): > > why would I want a laptop with a 20" Monitor? Kinda defeats the point of “portability”. becuase… its 20 INCHES WHO CARES ABOUT PORTABILITY!!.. big dick theory with men… come on i would buy one ---
**Author:** ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-uber-pimp/15387/10 "2006-08-02T16:14:49Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > becuase… its 20 INCHES WHO CARES ABOUT PORTABILITY!!.. big dick theory with men… come on i would buy one But . . . . but its a laptop, its supposed to be portable. ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-uber-pimp/15387/11 "2006-08-02T16:16:50Z")
a 17 lb laptop is portable. a tower + 20" lcd + keyboard + mouse - is not ---
**Author:** ![73ghia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/8baadc/32.png) [@73ghia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/73ghia)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-uber-pimp/15387/12 "2006-08-03T04:33:55Z")
17lbs is kinda heavy for a laptop, if it was lighter it’d be Muthafukin P-I-M-P. But it’s not so I dunno if I’d rock one… I like my 15" it’s big enough… I might upgrade to a 17" sometime too. ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-uber-pimp/15387/13 "2006-08-03T06:37:27Z")
It’s called a desktop replacement. Not so much for use in the car, train, plane - more like for the mobile professional that wants full monitor functionality…