# this is why i hate cats..... DEATH KITTAAHH!!!!!!!!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 26, 2007, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994 "2007-07-26T07:50:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/41 "2007-07-26T09:12:51Z")

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i heard the cats fangs are venemous

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/42 "2007-07-26T09:18:27Z")

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lol

NO WAI!

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**Author:** ![Farva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6de8d8/32.png) [@Farva](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Farva)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/43 "2007-07-26T11:10:15Z")

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[quote=“RobHimself,post:21,topic:32994"”]

Do i come to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth? Cant you just let us have death cat and not say anything? Fuck man!!!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

this is the funniest thread ive ever read on this site

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/44 "2007-08-22T13:20:20Z")

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[http://www.dailyredundancy.com/archives/1031.html](http://www.dailyredundancy.com/archives/1031.html)

Death cat is no more

RIP

oh, and lol @

> a dented bedpan was found near the body.

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/45 "2007-08-22T13:29:00Z")

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> A mouse was seen snuggling up to death cat shortly before he died

Weird…

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**Author:** ![Toda\_Party](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/toda_party/32/7354_2.png) [@Toda\_Party](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Toda_Party)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/46 "2007-08-22T13:30:51Z")

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[quote=“FuzzyFish,post:17,topic:32994"”]

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wow…

amazing

best post in thread hands down

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**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/47 "2007-08-22T13:33:31Z")

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Is that one of the those B.S. fake news sites or are they hinting to the fact that some old geezer took a bedpan to Death Cat’s skull.

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**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/48 "2007-08-22T13:38:28Z")

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Fuck,I scrolled down and it looked at me.😛

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**Author:** ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/49 "2007-08-22T13:40:27Z")

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🤣 This thread delivers

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**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/50 "2007-08-22T13:57:06Z")

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DethKittie was only 2 IIRC. I suspect foul play :ohnoes:

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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/51 "2007-08-22T14:16:24Z")

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That article on the cats demise made me lol a little. Kittah was murdered

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/52 "2007-08-22T14:21:42Z")

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[quote=“Dr.Stevil,post:44,topic:32994"”]

[http://www.dailyredundancy.com/archives/1031.html](http://www.dailyredundancy.com/archives/1031.html)

Death cat is no more

RIP

oh, and lol @

> …and that a dented bedpan was found near

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THATS A SHITTY WAY TO GO

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**Author:** ![Superium](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/superium/32/7405_2.png) [@Superium](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Superium)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/53 "2007-08-22T14:37:57Z")

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Fake, Did anyone else happen to look at any of the other articles that website posts?

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**Author:** ![Jskrapper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jskrapper/32/7570_2.png) [@Jskrapper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jskrapper)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/54 "2007-08-23T07:04:43Z")

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I was just gonna say. The Daily Redundancy?

“The Standard of Excellence in Pseudojournalism”

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/55 "2007-08-23T10:52:52Z")

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death cat cannot die because he his death himself. in 1000 yrs from now the only things that will inhabit the planet will be cockroaches, death kitty and chuck norris

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-cats-death-kittaahh/32994/56 "2007-08-23T15:06:39Z")

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Death kitty was proably all like “Fuck you old man, time to die.”, and he was all like “Fuck this, over my dead body bitch.” Killed the cat, and then died 24 hours later.

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