# This is why I hate rocket crotches.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-rocket-crotches/31451>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 25, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-rocket-crotches/31451 "2007-06-25T13:44:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-rocket-crotches/31451/1 "2007-06-25T13:44:42Z")

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That shit burns, yo. ☹

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-rocket-crotches/31451/2 "2007-06-25T13:48:51Z")

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i \<3 parody threads.

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-rocket-crotches/31451/3 "2007-06-25T14:04:27Z")

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9/10

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**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-rocket-crotches/31451/4 "2007-06-25T14:04:34Z")

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LOL

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**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-rocket-crotches/31451/5 "2007-06-25T14:09:49Z")

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Somebody’s been watching too much Jackass.

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**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-rocket-crotches/31451/6 "2007-06-25T15:29:18Z")

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3.5 stars

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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-rocket-crotches/31451/7 "2007-06-25T15:36:00Z")

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can’t se it from work… subscribed

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**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-rocket-crotches/31451/8 "2007-06-25T15:43:05Z")

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[quote=“newman,post:2,topic:31451"”]

i \<3 parody threads.

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+1

in

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**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-rocket-crotches/31451/9 "2007-06-25T16:37:01Z")

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-rocket-crotches/31451/10 "2007-06-25T19:12:48Z")

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Much better than my thread.

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**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-rocket-crotches/31451/11 "2007-06-25T20:28:49Z")

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[quote=“newman,post:2,topic:31451"”]

i \<3 parody threads.

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+2

this thread delivers.

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**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-rocket-crotches/31451/12 "2007-06-25T20:34:17Z")

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how could you put your penis in that position? how do you think the lil guy feels about that?

what a dick

pun intended 😛

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 1:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-i-hate-rocket-crotches/31451/13 "2007-06-26T01:24:37Z")

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[quote=“dawn,post:10,topic:31451"”]

Much better than my thread.

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Well, at least I agree with you on sonething