# This is why PJB needs shift! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 25, 2013, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874 "2013-04-25T11:29:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2013, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/1 "2013-04-25T11:29:46Z")
Without it he robs adultworld at gunpoint and shit. [http://wnyt.com/article/stories/S3011441.shtml?cat=300](http://wnyt.com/article/stories/S3011441.shtml?cat=300) ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2013, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/2 "2013-04-25T11:40:17Z")
way too short ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2013, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/3 "2013-04-25T12:02:47Z")
if I was that fat fuck and was legally armed, that piece of shit would be shot dead @ 0:42 and I would be giving that security camera the biggest BAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!! (RIP PC) ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/4 "2013-04-26T14:16:49Z")
I didnt rob the pervert store ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/5 "2013-04-29T09:01:47Z")
Yeah, you are an honest man. You pay cash there. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/6 "2013-04-30T19:57:27Z")
I would never go into a store like that. Im not a pervert ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/7 "2013-04-30T19:58:48Z")
how much did you get? ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/8 "2013-04-30T20:00:04Z")
I didnt get anything. Im not robbing or setting foot in dildoland ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 3:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/9 "2013-05-01T03:51:04Z")
You don’t watch porn? ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/10 "2013-05-01T05:53:11Z")
I bet deep in the annals of PJB’s computer you will find some kinky shit. But honestly who buys porn nowadays? ---
**Author:** ![AVB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avb/32/6751_2.png) [@AVB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AVB)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/11 "2013-05-01T05:57:24Z")
> [@Random Picture Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-picture-thread/34324/490): > > I bet deep in the annals of PJB’s computer you will find some kinky shit. **But honestly who buys porn nowadays?** THIS. I don’t understand how those stores are still around ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/12 "2013-05-01T06:29:13Z")
Apparently there are still people who want to see their butt plug in person before buying. ---
**Author:** ![AVB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avb/32/6751_2.png) [@AVB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AVB)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/13 "2013-05-01T06:41:29Z")
> [@\*\*\*\*\*Official: Mighty Meet Thread\*\*\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-mighty-meet-thread/10918/4070): > > Apparently there are still people who want to see their butt plug in person before buying. True I know I did… wait what? ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/14 "2013-05-01T06:47:09Z")
I know right, nothing worse than ordering one and having it delivered to find out its basically a hotdog in a hallway. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/15 "2013-05-01T15:51:47Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/52563/10): > > You don’t watch porn? I never said I didn’t watch it on occasion but I sure as hell won’t pay for it or go to a store to buy it. I don’t even buy normal dvds ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/16 "2013-05-01T18:04:58Z")
You’re such a badass paul I’m hard for you right now ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/17 "2013-05-01T18:09:18Z")
I just dont watch movies and my tv hasnt been plugged in for several months and I dont even know how to use the dvd player I bought 3 years ago and used once. I unhooked it once and hooked it back up wrong and said fuck it and never bothered to try to use it again. ---
**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/18 "2013-05-01T18:29:35Z")
that last post was sooooo “PJB” ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/19 "2013-05-01T18:59:21Z")
I get aggravated with shit and dont bother with it after a while, thats all. I moved the tv so I could have better access to my desk now that I actually use it do work shit instead of just being something to pile junk on. Before it was shoved in a corner and I didnt have very good access to it but since I moved it I can sit at it and open all the drawers as needed. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/20 "2013-05-01T19:14:31Z")
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