# This is why PJB needs shift!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [April 25, 2013, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874 "2013-04-25T11:29:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author:  [@d\_gage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/d_gage)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/21 "2013-05-01T19:41:27Z")
please post some pictures of your bedroom. PLEASE
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### Author:  [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 3:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/22 "2013-05-02T03:45:02Z")
> [@where can i buy a small dog??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-can-i-buy-a-small-dog/52569/15):
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> I get aggravated with shit and dont bother with it after a while, thats all. I moved the tv so I could have better access to my desk now that I actually use it do work shit instead of just being something to pile junk on. Before it was shoved in a corner and I didnt have very good access to it but since I moved it I can sit at it and open all the drawers as needed.
CEO PJB at his desk. You should hire a slutty secretary to work in your office/bedroom. You could wear a suit and tie and make some really low budget porn and sell it and make millions.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 4:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/23 "2013-05-02T04:12:37Z")
> [@I say this everytime.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-say-this-everytime/52548/42):
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> please post some pictures of your bedroom. PLEASE
Im alot of miles away right now in Columbus, Ohio so I cant do that
> [@DUAL dohc vtec????](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dual-dohc-vtec/52579/2):
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> CEO PJB at his desk. You should hire a slutty secretary to work in your office/bedroom. You could wear a suit and tie and make some really low budget porn and sell it and make millions.
I dont have that much work to do at home, just transferring test results I wrote down on paper into a computer program, usually 30-60 minutes of work or less per day.
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 4:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/24 "2013-05-02T04:28:06Z")
But it’d be way better if you could “enter those results” into a hot secratary while filming and making millions. Remember its not prostitution if there’s a camera.
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### Author:  [@JSEnclosures](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSEnclosures)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 4:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/25 "2013-05-02T04:32:23Z")
Paul doesn’t need porn, he’s got jenzpony
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### Author:  [@d\_gage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/d_gage)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 5:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/26 "2013-05-02T05:30:07Z")
> [@Cobraman04\>Psycopjv\>Biged with other randomness](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobraman04-psycopjv-biged-with-other-randomness/52578/4):
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> Im alot of miles away right now in Columbus, Ohio so I cant do that
I’ll wait right here.
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### Author:  [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/27 "2013-05-02T05:39:44Z")
> [@Cobraman04\>Psycopjv\>Biged with other randomness](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobraman04-psycopjv-biged-with-other-randomness/52578/4):
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> Im alot of miles away right now in Columbus, Ohio so I cant do that
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> I dont have that much work to do at home, just transferring test results I wrote down on paper into a computer program, usually 30-60 minutes of work or less per day.
Those could be STD test results for pornographic film auditions.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/28 "2013-05-02T06:41:29Z")
I’m not doing porn
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/29 "2013-05-02T06:47:10Z")
> [@DUAL dohc vtec????](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dual-dohc-vtec/52579/2):
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> CEO PJB at his desk. You should hire a slutty secretary to work in your office/bedroom. You could wear a suit and tie and make some really low budget porn and sell it and make millions.
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### Author:  [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/30 "2013-05-02T07:08:42Z")
Yo T, knowImsayinnnn?!
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/31 "2013-05-02T12:28:21Z")
Paul’s not doing porn
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