# This is why PJB needs shift!

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**Created:** [April 25, 2013, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874 "2013-04-25T11:29:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 3:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-pjb-needs-shift/266874/22 "2013-05-02T03:45:02Z")

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> [@where can i buy a small dog??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-can-i-buy-a-small-dog/52569/15):
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> I get aggravated with shit and dont bother with it after a while, thats all. I moved the tv so I could have better access to my desk now that I actually use it do work shit instead of just being something to pile junk on. Before it was shoved in a corner and I didnt have very good access to it but since I moved it I can sit at it and open all the drawers as needed.

CEO PJB at his desk. You should hire a slutty secretary to work in your office/bedroom. You could wear a suit and tie and make some really low budget porn and sell it and make millions.

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