# "This is why we can't have nice things." The Joe Jiggs appreciation thread
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [July 24, 2010, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459 "2010-07-24T13:28:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 6
### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/101 "2010-07-26T19:10:48Z")
Alright jiggs… sorry about this, but I have to do it.
Friends in this thread, as you all know our buddy joe jiggs does not have his license and has failed the road test many times. As an incentive to get him to pass, I told him that I would throw him a party and buy a bottle of patron (50 dollar bottle) to celebrate. I have no idea when this will be or where it could be, but I ask for your help in celebrating this, it will be a very big day for him… maybe bigger than the day he discovered cars, so I want it to be fucking sickkkk. PJB already informed me he will be there giving lap dances for 20 bucks and donating all the money to chevelle fund. Lets make this a good one.
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/102 "2010-07-26T19:13:05Z")
He’d probably rather have a hooker than a bottle of anything… just sayin
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### Author:  [@Jiggsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jiggsy)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/103 "2010-07-26T19:16:44Z")
> [@FS: Car Audio = Sub/Amp/Cap \*\*\*Now With Pics\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-car-audio-sub-amp-cap-now-with-pics/33473/19):
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> Alright jiggs… sorry about this, but I have to do it.
>
> Friends in this thread, as you all know our buddy joe jiggs does not have his license and has failed the road test many times. As an incentive to get him to pass, I told him that I would throw him a party and buy a bottle of patron (50 dollar bottle) to celebrate. I have no idea when this will be or where it could be, but I ask for your help in celebrating this, it will be a very big day for him… maybe bigger than the day he discovered cars, so I want it to be fucking sickkkk. PJB already informed me he will be there giving lap dances for 20 bucks and donating all the money to chevelle fund. Lets make this a good one.
thanks kevin you jerk
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/104 "2010-07-26T19:16:59Z")
wtf Kevin? I dont remember saying Id do that.
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### Author:  [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/105 "2010-07-26T19:22:07Z")
> [@Toyota Dealer Service Dept Rip-Off](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toyota-dealer-service-dept-rip-off/33818/19):
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> wtf Kevin? I dont remember saying Id do that.
But take note to the fact that he didnt say he WOULDNT do it, just doesnt remember saying it
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### Author:  [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/106 "2010-07-26T19:22:41Z")
> [@Nick Tahoos at the fair](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nick-tahoos-at-the-fair/33771/45):
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> oh i know what it is lol alright
ok lol
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### Author:  [@Jiggsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jiggsy)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/107 "2010-07-26T20:25:35Z")
> [@This made me LOL.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-made-me-lol/33834/2):
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> ok lol
yeah buddy
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### Author:  [@McLen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McLen)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/108 "2010-07-26T20:53:58Z")
> [@FS: Car Audio = Sub/Amp/Cap \*\*\*Now With Pics\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-car-audio-sub-amp-cap-now-with-pics/33473/19):
>
> Alright jiggs… sorry about this, but I have to do it.
>
> Friends in this thread, as you all know our buddy joe jiggs does not have his license and has failed the road test many times. As an incentive to get him to pass, I told him that I would throw him a party and buy a bottle of patron (50 dollar bottle) to celebrate. I have no idea when this will be or where it could be, but I ask for your help in celebrating this, it will be a very big day for him… maybe bigger than the day he discovered cars, so I want it to be fucking sickkkk. PJB already informed me he will be there giving lap dances for 20 bucks and donating all the money to chevelle fund. Lets make this a good one.
in.
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### Author:  [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/109 "2010-07-26T23:15:05Z")
im in
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### Author:  [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 11:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/110 "2010-07-26T23:17:53Z")
In for the party
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### Author:  [@Jiggsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jiggsy)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/111 "2010-07-26T23:18:15Z")
me to
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### Author:  [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/112 "2010-07-26T23:18:52Z")
> [@FS: haro backtrial x1](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-haro-backtrial-x1/33793/3):
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> me to
When is your next drivers test
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### Author:  [@Jiggsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jiggsy)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 11:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/113 "2010-07-26T23:19:49Z")
> [@Open Call Out](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/open-call-out/32317/176):
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> When is your next drivers test
no idea
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### Author:  [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 11:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/114 "2010-07-26T23:22:16Z")
> [@Jiggsy"](#):
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> no idea
Man get on it
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### Author:  [@Jiggsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jiggsy)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 11:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/115 "2010-07-26T23:22:58Z")
> [@What makes a bar good or bad?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-makes-a-bar-good-or-bad/33819/37):
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> Man get on it
i know
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### Author:  [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2010, 11:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/116 "2010-07-26T23:31:48Z")
> [@to the person that hit the dog and drove away...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-person-that-hit-the-dog-and-drove-away/33787/41):
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> i know
Will you be at the Nationals in LG this year?
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2010, 4:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/117 "2010-07-27T04:21:52Z")
> [@Jiggsy"](#):
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> no idea
you better make an appointment soon or youll get stuck waiting a while because of summer school driver’s ed filling up the schedule next month.
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### Author:  [@SDP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SDP)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2010, 5:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/118 "2010-07-27T05:17:15Z")
I just came home
I aint got no loot
I aint tryin to sell drugs
I aint tryin to shoot
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2010, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/119 "2010-07-27T05:46:39Z")
jigggsy , al bell from bells driving school is a friend and a customer . ya need lessons yo . they also prep ya for the test and so on . if ya fail with your help we will pay jellies to give ya rides everywhere
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### Author:  [@dkid15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dkid15)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2010, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/120 "2010-07-27T06:04:31Z")
> [@FS: Car Audio = Sub/Amp/Cap \*\*\*Now With Pics\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-car-audio-sub-amp-cap-now-with-pics/33473/19):
>
> Alright jiggs… sorry about this, but I have to do it.
>
> Friends in this thread, as you all know our buddy joe jiggs does not have his license and has failed the road test many times. As an incentive to get him to pass, I told him that I would throw him a party and buy a bottle of patron (50 dollar bottle) to celebrate. I have no idea when this will be or where it could be, but I ask for your help in celebrating this, it will be a very big day for him… maybe bigger than the day he discovered cars, so I want it to be fucking sickkkk. PJB already informed me he will be there giving lap dances for 20 bucks and donating all the money to chevelle fund. Lets make this a good one.
My house saturday the 14th. DOne deal. Not even kidding and ill go halvsies on the bottle with you.
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