# "This is why we can't have nice things." The Joe Jiggs appreciation thread

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 24, 2010, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459 "2010-07-24T13:28:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/141 "2010-07-28T12:04:34Z")

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> [@who sells 100 octane?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-sells-100-octane/33900/17):
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> so a bear like me cant come eh , i see where i rank now lolol

![http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPGJIm-c84jZLEDSfx86POg9XLbeXF0y5LAHj9SoAh0vXPp9o&t=1&usg=__grtu1b1BUbDoQrEuPjSCMtV_hvw=](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/7/6/767899caecefea1d48feb358b8e7a02f7c931956.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/142 "2010-07-28T12:04:56Z")

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ummmmm wow

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/143 "2010-07-28T12:29:12Z")

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Back hair FTL, mine gets Nair’ed every few weeks.

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 10:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/144 "2010-07-28T22:54:10Z")

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the hair on my balls is thicker than the hair on nickaleros back

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**Author:** ![Jiggsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/35a633/32.png) [@Jiggsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jiggsy)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/145 "2010-07-29T08:28:38Z")

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> [@i need help finding something](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-help-finding-something/33928/6):
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> the hair on my balls is thicker than the hair on nickaleros back

thats so weird kramer

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**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/146 "2010-07-29T09:23:01Z")

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> [@i need help finding something](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-help-finding-something/33928/6):
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> the hair on my balls is thicker than the hair on nickaleros back

:wtf

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**Author:** ![Jiggsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/35a633/32.png) [@Jiggsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jiggsy)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/147 "2010-07-29T22:09:22Z")

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> [@low n slow"](#):
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> jiggs gets a A+ for great work.
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> ![http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb49/paintbalxtra89/p_00423.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/c/8/c8c0d3af465ebb4d9606617f0637f11e36e17838.jpeg)

yo hazem i did more work on this thing because i cant sleep yeah its 110am lol

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**Author:** ![Jiggsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/35a633/32.png) [@Jiggsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jiggsy)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/148 "2010-08-02T19:21:54Z")

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my road test is tuesday who wants to help me?

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/149 "2010-08-02T19:23:13Z")

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> [@attn: bullies and/or lawyers](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/44):
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> my road test is tuesday who wants to help me?

Get with Jellies, he drives more than most of us.

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**Author:** ![Jiggsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/35a633/32.png) [@Jiggsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jiggsy)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/150 "2010-08-02T19:24:03Z")

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> [@Beer in the Shower?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-in-the-shower/34043/12):
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> Get with Jellies, he drives more than most of us.

whos that

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/151 "2010-08-02T19:25:02Z")

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> [@Post vids/pics of full dressers doing wheelies here](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-vids-pics-of-full-dressers-doing-wheelies-here/28905/34):
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> whos that

User “PJB”, aka Paul Brudzienski

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/152 "2010-08-02T19:28:30Z")

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![http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Tourettes-Guy/ImageMacro/1885221/Advice-Tourettes-Guy-DONT-TALK-SHIT-ABOUT-PAUL.jpg](http://memegenerator.net/Advice-Tourettes-Guy/ImageMacro/1885221/Advice-Tourettes-Guy-DONT-TALK-SHIT-ABOUT-PAUL.jpg)

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/153 "2010-08-02T19:29:34Z")

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I suck at parallel parking and shit though so I probably would be the best teacher

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**Author:** ![Jiggsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/35a633/32.png) [@Jiggsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jiggsy)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/154 "2010-08-02T19:30:58Z")

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damn it

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/155 "2010-08-02T19:34:22Z")

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![http://memegenerator.net/PJB/ImageMacro/1885278/PJB-cant-parallel-park-this-shouldve-taken-the-stang-to-work-instead.jpg](http://memegenerator.net/PJB/ImageMacro/1885278/PJB-cant-parallel-park-this-shouldve-taken-the-stang-to-work-instead.jpg)

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/156 "2010-08-02T19:39:06Z")

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I dont need to parallel park at work. Ive got a whole fucking strip mall parking lot I can park in.

Really Ive never tried it with the truck and Im sure Id stall the car parallel parking it because it doesnt like to run at low speeds like that anyway with the cam thats in it.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/157 "2010-08-02T19:42:57Z")

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Trucks are easy to parallel park with. You just back up and over the curb until you’re lined up with the two cars around you. :rofl

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**Author:** ![AUDI\_JAY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@AUDI\_JAY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AUDI_JAY)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/158 "2010-08-02T21:31:24Z")

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> [@attn: bullies and/or lawyers](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-bullies-and-or-lawyers/34039/44):
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> my road test is tuesday who wants to help me?

what you need to brush up on?

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**Author:** ![Jiggsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/35a633/32.png) [@Jiggsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jiggsy)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/159 "2010-08-02T22:56:50Z")

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> [@SAY SOMETHING](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/say-something/34048/7):
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> what you need to brush up on?

idk i just suck

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**Author:** ![Jiggsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/35a633/32.png) [@Jiggsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jiggsy)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459/160 "2010-08-10T13:17:58Z")

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so i passed

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