# This is why you always choose the shotgun

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-always-choose-the-shotgun/55606>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 28, 2008, 5:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-always-choose-the-shotgun/55606 "2008-09-28T05:04:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 5:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-always-choose-the-shotgun/55606/1 "2008-09-28T05:04:22Z")

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Best close range self defense weapon ever made. I got bored and was playing with my 12 gage lol. enjoy

[![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/tallywhacker/th_Whyyouchooseashotgun.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/tallywhacker/th_Whyyouchooseashotgun.jpg)](http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v251/tallywhacker/?action=view&current=Whyyouchooseashotgun.flv)

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**Author:** ![BigRon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58956e/32.png) [@BigRon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BigRon)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-always-choose-the-shotgun/55606/2 "2008-09-28T07:23:20Z")

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Good deal on a home defense shotgun

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**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-always-choose-the-shotgun/55606/3 "2008-09-28T07:38:48Z")

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God, you’re such a redneck.

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**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-always-choose-the-shotgun/55606/4 "2008-09-28T08:06:03Z")

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i’m going with jeg on this one, home defense! those little bastards have no right to come to my house (my parent’s house) to take things that are not theirs.  
well a shotgun and a German Shepard combo.

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-always-choose-the-shotgun/55606/5 "2008-09-28T08:06:15Z")

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> [@Geoff](#):
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> God, you’re such a redneck.

dude cmon that was fuckin sweet lmfao.

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-always-choose-the-shotgun/55606/6 "2008-09-28T08:37:58Z")

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> [@forthekicks385](#):
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> i’m going with jeg on this one, home defense! those little bastards have no right to come to my house (my parent’s house) to take things that are not theirs.  
> well a shotgun and a German Shepard combo.

I have my .22 in my room with rounds next to it.

a .22 to the knee cap of anyone breaking into my house can’t feel great.

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**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-always-choose-the-shotgun/55606/7 "2008-09-28T08:47:52Z")

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Those tomato juice invaders stood NO chance

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-always-choose-the-shotgun/55606/8 "2008-09-28T08:51:19Z")

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alright who gave the hick a camera…

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-always-choose-the-shotgun/55606/9 "2008-09-28T09:07:25Z")

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> [@66impalass](#):
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> alright who gave the hick a camera…

My friend lmfao.

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**Author:** ![TrapMuzik82](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trapmuzik82/32/7488_2.png) [@TrapMuzik82](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrapMuzik82)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-always-choose-the-shotgun/55606/10 "2008-09-28T10:56:07Z")

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lol tallywhacker.

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**Author:** ![AKA-FERRARI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aka-ferrari/32/7260_2.png) [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-always-choose-the-shotgun/55606/11 "2008-09-28T10:59:07Z")

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Go fuck your sister…

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-always-choose-the-shotgun/55606/12 "2008-09-28T11:05:59Z")

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A Pump shotgun… Any person coming into your house, and hears the shotgun pump will think twice about continuing on with the robbery…

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-always-choose-the-shotgun/55606/13 "2008-09-28T13:11:35Z")

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> [@TrapMuzik82](#):
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> lol tallywhacker.

That was my name back in the old UBRF days like 5-6 years ago lol.

> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> A Pump shotgun… Any person coming into your house, and hears the shotgun pump will think twice about continuing on with the robbery…

indeed. The shotty I was using was my side by side double barrel. the clicking is me opening the breach.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-always-choose-the-shotgun/55606/14 "2008-09-28T13:13:00Z")

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You only winged the tomato juice. Now you’re going to have to track it through the woods.

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-always-choose-the-shotgun/55606/15 "2008-09-28T13:16:07Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> You only winged the tomato juice. Now you’re going to have to track it through the woods.

:lol:  
Actually the bottle was only held together by like a 1/2 " piece of plastic after I shot it.
