# this just in

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/170156>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 3, 2004, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/170156 "2004-11-03T11:11:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/170156/1 "2004-11-03T11:11:35Z")

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The Democratic National Committee announced today that the Democrat Party is changing its emblem from an ass to a condom. The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party’s stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually getting screwed.

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/170156/2 "2004-11-03T11:20:55Z")

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🍪

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**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/170156/3 "2004-11-03T11:35:07Z")

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haha

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/170156/4 "2004-11-03T11:35:36Z")

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> [@Blue4](#):
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> haha

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**Author:** ![Bravada\_442](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bravada_442/32/5982_2.png) [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/170156/5 "2004-11-03T12:35:30Z")

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🤣

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**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/170156/6 "2004-11-03T14:06:28Z")

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> [@Bravada 442](#):
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> 🤣

🤣🤣