# THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 13, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877 "2011-04-13T18:05:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/61 "2011-04-14T06:13:25Z")
> [@LKSi"](#): > > Also I would help Kari Byron bust a myth. AND BY THAT I MEAN GET MY NUT rep :rofl ---
**Author:** ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/62 "2011-04-14T06:34:52Z")
:rofl :rofl :rofl this thread is hilarious ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/63 "2011-04-14T06:39:33Z")
Wayne cupping his balls while watching doods bid on storage makes me lolz. ---
**Author:** ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/64 "2011-04-14T06:43:36Z")
:rofl lol’d HARD at that^ ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/65 "2011-04-14T06:45:05Z")
hahahah yeah You gotta fap furiously when the girl is on b/c that is like .01% of the show ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/66 "2011-04-14T06:45:17Z")
the little garlic knot is loling at work so hard hes about to puke. hahahaha no puking P-dizzle ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/67 "2011-04-14T06:57:02Z")
> [@Can someone tell Erie County...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-someone-tell-erie-county/41256/4): > > hahahah yeah > > You gotta fap furiously when the girl is on b/c that is like .01% of the show :rofl :rofl :rofl so true, thank god for the pause button. REP. ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/68 "2011-04-14T07:03:21Z")
made myself LOL [![http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2370/storagewars.jpg](http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2370/storagewars.jpg)](http://img27.imageshack.us/i/storagewars.jpg/) ---
**Author:** ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/69 "2011-04-14T07:05:13Z")
rofl hahahahahahahahahah ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/70 "2011-04-14T07:05:15Z")
omg :rofl ---
**Author:** ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/71 "2011-04-14T07:05:49Z")
> [@Vacation ideas v Searching for my lost shaker of salt...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vacation-ideas-v-searching-for-my-lost-shaker-of-salt/41244/21): > > the little garlic knot is loling at work so hard hes about to puke. hahahaha no puking P-dizzle :lol i almost did…people must think im even more insane than they already did. laughing my ass off over here ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/72 "2011-04-14T08:32:44Z")
dude i am dying but i can’t plus rep you any more bahahahahaha. ---
**Author:** ![b-ri](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/b-ri/32/6376_2.png) [@b-ri](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b-ri)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/73 "2011-04-14T09:01:04Z")
id put my junk in her locker ---
**Author:** ![toomanycamaros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/74 "2011-04-14T19:06:25Z")
+rep for LKSI cartoon skills. So when is the next installment in the PJB saga? ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/75 "2011-04-15T06:58:58Z")
> [@Anyone else grow a "winter beard?" v.New POLL](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-grow-a-winter-beard-v-new-poll/41166/66): > > Post baby vag \> pre baby vag > > as long as post vag is not post post post post baby. This man knows… Post baby vag FTW ---
**Author:** ![pitman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4da419/32.png) [@pitman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pitman)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/76 "2011-04-15T07:59:03Z")
> [@Anyone else grow a "winter beard?" v.New POLL](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-grow-a-winter-beard-v-new-poll/41166/66): > > Post baby vag \> pre baby vag > > as long as post vag is not post post post post baby. my new quote ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/77 "2011-04-15T08:08:52Z")
Can i borrow one your kids then for an experiment??? I’m not willing to sacrifice looking at Trace for 9 months, and the rest of my life afterwards. :rofl :rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Omega](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/omega/32/6425_2.png) [@Omega](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Omega)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/78 "2011-04-15T08:18:03Z")
The only way I can explain it is like this… Pre-baby vag is like a ring. Imagine fapping with just your thumb and your index finger. post baby vag is like a glove. It’s a well oiled full fisted fap. ---
**Author:** ![rexford\_flats\_racing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rexford_flats_racing/32/6295_2.png) [@rexford\_flats\_racing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rexford_flats_racing)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/79 "2011-04-15T08:33:05Z")
So its like a ported head? Baby=machine shop. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877/80 "2011-04-15T08:37:12Z")
> [@Omega"](#): > > The only way I can explain it is like this… > > Pre-baby vag is like a ring. Imagine fapping with just your thumb and your index finger. > > post baby vag is like a glove. It’s a well oiled full fisted fap. YESSS THats perfect The vag seems to “heal” itself tighter, which seems ass backwards because by that logic, whores should be like trying to shove your dick in a coke bottle [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-just-in/257877.md?page=5)