# This lady needs a picard

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 20, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320 "2008-06-20T08:52:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![nappy1380](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nappy1380/32/7502_2.png) [@nappy1380](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nappy1380)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/1 "2008-06-20T08:52:39Z")

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[Link to fat, ugly lady who shouldn’t be wearing a thong.](http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,368206,00.html)

> LOS ANGELES, CA - A Los Angeles area woman is suing Victoria’s Secret claiming she was hurt while putting on her underwear.

She can’t be serious, can she?

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/2 "2008-06-20T08:56:33Z")

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Not what I expected, as far as injury goes.

I hate to say it, but this needs pics.

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**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/3 "2008-06-20T08:56:46Z")

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It shouldn’t be a major event putting it on. If she has to exert any effort putting it on, her fat ass shouldn’t be wearing it.

I didn’t see a pic of the blimp.

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**Author:** ![nappy1380](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nappy1380/32/7502_2.png) [@nappy1380](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nappy1380)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/4 "2008-06-20T08:59:06Z")

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This is all I could find.

![http://www.news10.net/genthumb.ashx?e=3&h=240&w=320&i=/assetpool/images/080619060207_victorias-secret-woman-320.jpg](http://www.news10.net/genthumb.ashx?e=3&h=240&w=320&i=/assetpool/images/080619060207_victorias-secret-woman-320.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/5 "2008-06-20T09:01:29Z")

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![http://users.adelphia.net/~cdabable/facepalm.gif](http://users.adelphia.net/~cdabable/facepalm.gif)

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**Author:** ![Shockwave179](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shockwave179/32/7496_2.png) [@Shockwave179](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shockwave179)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/6 "2008-06-20T09:05:55Z")

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> [@nappy1380](#):
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> This is all I could find.

Holy Fuck…

She looks like a dude :barf:

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/7 "2008-06-20T09:26:01Z")

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hope she’s gets t-boned by a drunk driver

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**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/8 "2008-06-20T09:35:10Z")

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If it don’t fit, you must acquit… :bloated:

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/9 "2008-06-20T09:35:21Z")

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Hopefully the internet as a whole will make quick work of her like that one bitch that didn’t watch her kid, and tried suing someone.

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**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/10 "2008-06-20T09:37:50Z")

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> [@Dr.Stevil](#):
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> hope she’s gets t-boned by a drunk driver

🤣

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/11 "2008-06-20T09:38:40Z")

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> [@camarojoe](#):
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> If it don’t fit, you must acquit… :bloated:

:lol:

+1 karma

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**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/12 "2008-06-20T11:56:02Z")

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She’s 52!

buy normal underwear, your almost a damn grandma

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/13 "2008-06-20T11:58:51Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> Not what I expected, as far as injury goes.

Yeah. Disappointing.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/14 "2008-06-20T11:59:20Z")

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> [@Shockwave179](#):
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> Holy Fuck…
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> She looks like a dude :barf:

A dude-pig at that.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/15 "2008-06-20T12:00:36Z")

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![http://www.news10.net/genthumb.ashx?e=3&h=240&w=320&i=/assetpool/images/080619060207_victorias-secret-woman-320.jpg](http://www.news10.net/genthumb.ashx?e=3&h=240&w=320&i=/assetpool/images/080619060207_victorias-secret-woman-320.jpg)  
 ![http://newscoma.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/manbearpig_sketch.jpg](http://newscoma.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/manbearpig_sketch.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/16 "2008-06-20T12:00:56Z")

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isnt there a rule about not trying on underwear?

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/17 "2008-06-20T12:01:07Z")

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EDIT: Damn you Fry, I shall have my revenge. :sword:

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**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/18 "2008-06-20T12:02:57Z")

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Hmm, looks like the he-she in this:  
[http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52507](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52507)

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/19 "2008-06-20T12:04:09Z")

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> [@FuzzyFish](#):
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> EDIT: Damn you Fry, I shall have my revenge. :sword:

:lol: :thankyou:

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**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-lady-needs-a-picard/50320/20 "2008-06-20T13:07:29Z")

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“Victoria’s Secret Sues Woman, Claims Eye Gouging from Fat Ass”

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