# This Man Swallowed An Entire Bag Of Cocaine

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**Created:** [December 3, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine/255857 "2010-12-03T20:36:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine/255857/1 "2010-12-03T20:36:12Z")

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:rofl

> When transporting drugs in your vehicle, remember to always signal. Otherwise you might end up like 18-year-old Art Taylor who, upon being pulled over for not signaling, freaked out and swallowed a bag of cocaine. His [mugshot](http://jalopnik.com/tag/mugshot/) says it all.

> According to Framingham, Mass. police, they struggled with the teenager to stop him from swallowing a bag of white powder after they stopped him for a minor traffic offense.

> “He made a quick movement to the center console, and there was small baggie with a white powder in it,” said Police Spokesperson Ron Brandolini. “He immediately made a movement to put it in his mouth.”

> The officers were able to handcuff Talyor and remove him from the car, but not before swallowing what’s believed to be cocaine. The suspected criminal was charged with assault and battery on a police officer, disorderly conduct, and not using a turn signal. It doesn’t appear as if drug charges were brought upon him, which we guess makes his gambit kind of successful

Source : [This Man Swallowed An Entire Bag Of Cocaine](http://jalopnik.com/5704340/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine)

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**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine/255857/2 "2010-12-03T20:40:43Z")

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lmaooo hahahha

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**Author:** ![iamderrik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iamderrik/32/6634_2.png) [@iamderrik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iamderrik)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine/255857/3 "2010-12-03T21:06:30Z")

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:haha

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine/255857/4 "2010-12-04T13:47:45Z")

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so many idiots get caught for the simplest things

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine/255857/5 "2010-12-04T14:20:01Z")

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it wont hurt him unlesssss that bag busts open lolol . thats how i got drugs into jail lolol

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine/255857/6 "2010-12-04T14:35:05Z")

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Omg to the above statement.

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine/255857/7 "2010-12-04T14:35:40Z")

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Omg to next statement.

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**Author:** ![McLen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mclen/32/6354_2.png) [@McLen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McLen)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine/255857/8 "2010-12-04T15:30:35Z")

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Had a patient one night who wrecked at 85 MPH into a pole. Their headlight was out. They also had about 4 kilos of cocaine in the trunk.

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine/255857/9 "2010-12-04T15:48:21Z")

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what is the shock on my statement ??? i was in prison and i was a drug addict lolol what is the suprise . i wasnt puttin it up my ass lolol

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine/255857/10 "2010-12-06T04:46:32Z")

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> [@Car accident Harris HIll Rd Sat AM](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/car-accident-harris-hill-rd-sat-am/37773/2):
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> what is the shock on my statement ??? i was in prison and i was a drug addict lolol what is the suprise . i wasnt puttin it up my ass lolol

thats not all u put up there. :Idiots

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 4:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine/255857/11 "2010-12-06T04:48:37Z")

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oh stopppp , u were the first lolol

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 4:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine/255857/12 "2010-12-06T04:50:48Z")

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AN ENTIRE BAG

:facepalm

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 4:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine/255857/13 "2010-12-06T04:56:58Z")

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if it was a gram or suttin small it wont hurt em at all .

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine/255857/14 "2010-12-06T07:58:41Z")

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![http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/12/2010/12/7d77ecc72b56c50c3259b026ea9394b6/340x.jpg](http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/12/2010/12/7d77ecc72b56c50c3259b026ea9394b6/340x.jpg)’  
🤣rofl:rofl:rofl

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**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine/255857/15 "2010-12-06T09:03:01Z")

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Lmaooooooo

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**Author:** ![20wrx09](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/20wrx09/32/6532_2.png) [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine/255857/16 "2010-12-06T10:06:30Z")

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![http://holycrapthatsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/i-fucking-love-cocaine.jpg](http://holycrapthatsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/i-fucking-love-cocaine.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine/255857/17 "2010-12-10T18:47:02Z")

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> [@Mythbusters - Anyone see something that will stop 6000 page threads?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mythbusters-anyone-see-something-that-will-stop-6000-page-threads/37377/476):
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FAIL

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