# This seems like a real pain in the dick.

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**Created:** [September 13, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-seems-like-a-real-pain-in-the-dick/260431 "2011-09-13T13:55:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-seems-like-a-real-pain-in-the-dick/260431/23 "2011-09-14T19:49:02Z")

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> [@Favorite breakfast food...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-breakfast-food/45382/11):
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> Why are your balls connected to your kidneys?

they are designed to go in, and not come out. They have little “bones” on the sides of their heads near the fins that are like spikes. They are small, but enough to keep them from being pulled out and ripping your cock off.

river monsters had a episode about another type of cock reaper…

[ame][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDu1E4EndJw[/ame]](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDu1E4EndJw%5B/ame%5D)

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