# This was sent to me from a friend

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-was-sent-to-me-from-a-friend/2630>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 23, 2005, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-was-sent-to-me-from-a-friend/2630 "2005-09-23T06:28:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-was-sent-to-me-from-a-friend/2630/1 "2005-09-23T06:28:52Z")

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**[font=‘Lucida Console’]Finally! One of those friendship things on my level! Are you sick of all those sissy “friendship” poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality?[color=navy] [/color] Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship:** [/font][font=‘Lucida Console’]

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**When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the[color=navy] [/color]sorry bastard who made you sad.** [color=blue]

[/color] **When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.** [color=blue]

[/color] **When you smile, I will know you’ve finally had sex.** [color=blue]

[/color]**When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance [color=navy]I [/color]get.** [color=blue]

[/color] **When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.** [color=blue]

[/color] **When you are confused, I will use little words.** [color=blue]

[/color] **When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.** [color=blue]

[/color] **When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.** [/font]

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**[font=‘Lucida Console’]This is my oath. I pledge it till the end.** [/font][color=blue][font=‘Lucida Console’]

[/color][/font]**[font=‘Lucida Console’]Why, you ask?** [/font][color=blue][font=‘Lucida Console’]

[/color][/font]**[font=‘Lucida Console’]Because you are my friend.** [/font][color=blue][font=‘Lucida Console’]

[/color][/font]**[font=‘Lucida Console’]Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you[color=navy] [/color]can only think of two, and one of them isn’t speaking to you anyway.** [/font][color=blue][font=‘Lucida Console’]

[/color][/font]**[font=‘Lucida Console’]Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will[color=navy] [/color]help you move a body[color=navy]… [/color]**[/font]

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**[font=‘Lucida Console’]Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.**[/font]

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**Author:** ![Straight6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/straight6/32/7596_2.png) [@Straight6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Straight6)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-was-sent-to-me-from-a-friend/2630/2 "2005-09-23T06:49:35Z")

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haha…i like that!

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-was-sent-to-me-from-a-friend/2630/3 "2005-09-23T06:59:42Z")

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lol

a good friend will help you move a body

haha

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**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-was-sent-to-me-from-a-friend/2630/4 "2005-09-23T07:23:00Z")

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:tup: to cutting through the BS.

X…

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-was-sent-to-me-from-a-friend/2630/5 "2005-09-23T07:54:00Z")

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> [@Daddie](#):
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> lol
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> a good friend will help you move a body
> 
> haha

I have offered my services for that before.