# those of you with girlfriends... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 20, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114 "2008-04-20T08:51:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/1 "2008-04-20T08:51:38Z")
what’s the best pickup line you’ve heard a guy drop on your girlfriend? My favorite, because of how common it is, is via myspace : “god damn gurl, you have the prettiest eyes I’ve ever seen” obviously I’ve heard much worse (well, she has) but lets hear some good ones. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/2 "2008-04-20T08:56:15Z")
Sort of related… You’re at the bar with a couple of NYSpeeders… One of them is in conversation with a girl. She asks how you all met… “Well, we met through this website.” IB4Iwasjokingandsheknewit ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/3 "2008-04-20T09:00:53Z")
did you see forgetting Sarah Marshal yet? ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/4 "2008-04-20T09:17:57Z")
Girlfriends are for homos. ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/5 "2008-04-20T09:52:25Z")
> [@cougarspeed](#): > > Girlfriends are for homos. :2fingers: ---
**Author:** ![jrod0187](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@jrod0187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jrod0187)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/6 "2008-04-20T10:48:03Z")
“Nice ring, can I buy you a drink?” ---
**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/7 "2008-04-20T10:49:23Z")
> [@cougarspeed](#): > > having one girlfriend is for homos, 3 or 4 is ok as long as they all sleep in the same bed. :word: I’m working on the front back side to side thing =) But the worst I’ve heard is I know he’s better looking than I am but i’ll treat you better(in front of me, then she flipped out and made me leave with her since I hit the guy) edit this was about the 4th or 5th time he tried to talk to her that night, enough was enough… ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/8 "2008-04-20T10:58:01Z")
While at a party a few months back, a prominent NYSpeed member (who I’ll keep nameless) asked this one girl; _“So, what’s your name on the forum?”_ Classic. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/9 "2008-04-20T10:59:56Z")
Guys don’t try to pick up chicks at applebees 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Matt\_Danger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matt_danger/32/4981_2.png) [@Matt\_Danger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Matt_Danger)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/10 "2008-04-20T11:02:46Z")
I have a friend who will constantly ask the girl if she’s having a good time. Don’t do that. ---
**Author:** ![ieatpaint](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ieatpaint/32/7311_2.png) [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/11 "2008-04-20T11:16:00Z")
wasn’t it lafengas that told the girl with the broken arm she should tell people it was from jumping a classroom of 1st graders on her dirt bike or some shit? obviously the story was told waaaay funnier from the second hand party. ---
**Author:** ![LXIFLYBY](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lxiflyby/32/7399_2.png) [@LXIFLYBY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LXIFLYBY)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/12 "2008-04-20T11:36:32Z")
one guy asked my gf at a bar one time, he says, youre gorgeous, do you have a sister? I just lold ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/13 "2008-04-20T11:53:23Z")
Never had that problem before. I went to a party with my gf last night and she has alot of guy friends. Her and her friend dan were jokin around and shit and he slapped her ass, then instant looked up at me because he thought I was gonna kill him lol. I didn’t care though becasue I know she thinks I am the greatest thing under the sun and would never cheat on me. I don’t worry about other guys bothering her though, i’ve seen one guy try once. She told him flat out to fuck off or she’ll kick his ass lol. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/14 "2008-04-20T11:58:32Z")
> [@Onyx Z32](#): > > While at a party a few months back, a prominent NYSpeed member (who I’ll keep nameless) asked this one girl; _“So, what’s your name on the forum?”_ > > Classic. :lol: We’re prolly talking about the same member! :lol: ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/15 "2008-04-20T16:03:48Z")
i don’t even know where to start ---
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/16 "2008-04-20T16:07:01Z")
> [@LXIFLYBY](#): > > one guy asked my gf at a bar one time, he says, youre gorgeous, do you have a sister? I just lold lol omg i would have to shake his hand after that one ---
**Author:** ![Bsp\_TC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bsp_tc/32/4998_2.png) [@Bsp\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bsp_TC)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/17 "2008-04-20T16:11:21Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > Never had that problem before. I went to a party with my gf last night and she has alot of guy friends. Her and her friend dan were jokin around and shit and he slapped her ass, then instant looked up at me because he thought I was gonna kill him lol. I didn’t care though becasue I know she thinks I am the greatest thing under the sun and would never cheat on me. I don’t worry about other guys bothering her though, i’ve seen one guy try once. She told him flat out to fuck off or she’ll kick his ass lol. she might cheat when you run out of chloroform ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/18 "2008-04-20T16:33:54Z")
I told bsptc ex it was ignorant to end the relationship before i fucked her. ---
**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 12:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/19 "2008-04-21T00:49:46Z")
can i buy you a fish sanwich? ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 5:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/20 "2008-04-21T05:07:07Z")
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