# those of you with girlfriends... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 20, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114 "2008-04-20T08:51:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 5:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/21 "2008-04-21T05:08:57Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > “Hey, does this smell like chloriform to you?” i use this or "Would you like to see the inside of my trunk ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/22 "2008-04-21T05:49:56Z")
my girl friend doesnt even give the guy a chance to hit on her. its pretty funny ive heard. as soon as they start to say anything to her shes like i have a bf, go away. at work i guess she needed to train someone and the kid started hitting on her. like he started the convo with how he was single and then about his life. my girl friend was like, yeah i love my boy friend, i have a great boy friend. the kid was like oh, you have a bf and just didnt talk after that. ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 5:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/23 "2008-04-21T05:50:53Z")
if that made no sense im sorry, its a monday morning and i dont have a coffee. im not at all awake today ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/24 "2008-04-21T06:52:05Z")
I thought all you guys were gay? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/25 "2008-04-21T06:56:54Z")
> [@yeamabu](#): > > my girl friend doesnt even give the guy a chance to hit on her. its pretty funny ive heard. as soon as they start to say anything to her shes like i have a bf, go away. at work i guess she needed to train someone and the kid started hitting on her. like he started the convo with how he was single and then about his life. my girl friend was like, yeah i love my boy friend, i have a great boy friend. the kid was like oh, you have a bf and just didnt talk after that. all that i gleaned from it was that apparently you have a boyfriend? ---
**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/26 "2008-04-21T07:00:40Z")
> [@yeamabu](#): > > if that made no sense im sorry, its a monday morning and i dont have a coffee. im not at all awake today yea, FYI thats not what your girlfriend does. One thing i’ve learned in the past year or so is that just about every girl I know with a boyfriend, whether good relationship or bad, fucks around on their man, and SURELY does not tell people to “get away”. If shes interested, she is. And I promise, one person (you in this case) doesn’t make her all of a sudden not interested in the rest of the world. Girls are secretly hornier than we are, and naturally AMAZING at lying to their boyfriends about it. Two of the girls I chilled with yesterday have boyfriends that were fucking bloooowwwing them up with the typical corny ass “WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU” speeding around town looking for them bullshit… and they both lied so good and so convincing it was fucking perfect. Because now I know never to do anything but fuck either one 🙂 but srsly I haven’t fucked a girl that is single in over a year… so all you boyfriends keep acting corny for me, business is great ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/27 "2008-04-21T07:01:15Z")
> [@Avatar](#): > > I thought all you guys were gay? They are, some have yet to admit it to themselves though. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/28 "2008-04-21T07:03:58Z")
> [@sureshot!](#): > > They are, some have yet to admit it to themselves though. This from the dude, that is a gym rat, and lives with three other dudes, that are not related, nor school mates, nor coworkers… :gay2: ---
**Author:** ![aberfitch82](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aberfitch82/32/5041_2.png) [@aberfitch82](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/aberfitch82)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/29 "2008-04-21T07:11:22Z")
> [@97\_B18b1](#): > > can i buy you a fish sanwich? :word: ---
**Author:** ![aberfitch82](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aberfitch82/32/5041_2.png) [@aberfitch82](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/aberfitch82)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/30 "2008-04-21T07:14:53Z")
> [@ineedacar](#): > > yea, FYI thats not what your girlfriend does. One thing i’ve learned in the past year or so is that just about every girl I know with a boyfriend, whether good relationship or bad, fucks around on their man, and SURELY does not tell people to “get away”. If shes interested, she is. And I promise, one person (you in this case) doesn’t make her all of a sudden not interested in the rest of the world. Girls are secretly hornier than we are, and naturally AMAZING at lying to their boyfriends about it. Two of the girls I chilled with yesterday have boyfriends that were fucking bloooowwwing them up with the typical corny ass “WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU” speeding around town looking for them bullshit… and they both lied so good and so convincing it was fucking perfect. Because now I know never to do anything but fuck either one 🙂 > > but srsly I haven’t fucked a girl that is single in over a year… so all you boyfriends keep acting corny for me, business is great lol pwnt, I agree all girls are skanks, why I save my time and money and just get the D wet ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/31 "2008-04-21T07:17:28Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > This from the dude, that is a gym rat, and lives with three other dudes, that are not related, nor school mates, nor coworkers… > > :gay2: My house has a 2:1 male to female ratio. The gym has tons of broads. I like penis. edit: DO NOT like penis. ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/32 "2008-04-21T07:27:15Z")
No really guys sureshot! just likes to check your form while you squat. ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/33 "2008-04-21T07:34:45Z")
I second the notion that all girls are sluts. Boyfriends do not matter. My experience has been that a girl in a relationship only MAY take a bit more time. If I know a girl has a boyfriend it doesn’t deter me at all. ---
**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/34 "2008-04-21T07:36:04Z")
> [@Avatar](#): > > I second the notion that all girls are sluts. Boyfriends do not matter. My experience has been that a girl in a relationship only MAY take a bit more time. > > If I know a girl has a boyfriend it doesn’t deter me at all. :word: especially if the dude’s your friend, I think i’ve gotten most of my friends to convert to the idea that its better for you to find out shes a slut from your friend than have her fuck some random kid and you find out a year later with HIV… ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/35 "2008-04-21T07:43:24Z")
Your friends could have HIV. Not all girls are sluts. I wouldn’t date a girl I met at the bar. I’d date a girl from the grocery store though. I wouldn’t trust a girl that gave up anal and didn’t cry or bleed. I’d trust a girl that gave up anal “because she believes in our relationship” and it bled and she cried mercifully. ---
**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/36 "2008-04-21T07:45:19Z")
> [@sureshot!](#): > > Your friends could have HIV. > > Not all girls are sluts. I wouldn’t date a girl I met at the bar. I’d date a girl from the grocery store though. > > I wouldn’t trust a girl that gave up anal and didn’t cry or bleed. I’d trust a girl that gave up anal “because she believes in our relationship” and it bled and she cried mercifully. ive found if you really ease it in with lots of spit you can minimize blood spatter. but thats no fun :fry: ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/37 "2008-04-21T07:49:15Z")
> [@ineedacar](#): > > ive found if you really ease it in with lots of spit you can minimize blood spatter. > > but thats no fun :fry: Sounds like your girl is a whore. I’ll only trust anal virgins, no amount of lube or pre-emptive(sp) finger blasting will make it not bleed or will keep her from crying. Even the asianest of all weiners will tear that hole open the first time. ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/38 "2008-04-21T07:53:24Z")
> [@newman](#): > > all that i gleaned from it was that apparently you have a boyfriend? haha. thats funny because the girl i have usually everyone wants. and i no shes not going to do anything. shes cheated on someone after being with them for 3 years, then he obviously broke up with her and she had her heart broken. i get told i love you from here probably 50 times a day at least. plus i chill with her all the damn time so theres no time for cheating. but all you guys say all you want. i no the shit she has said to guys after being hit on and also i no she wouldnt cheat. ill just get a laugh out of anything said. which in return will probably make my day a little better hell ask skurge he knows my gf. he’ll tell you the same thing ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/39 "2008-04-21T07:55:19Z")
Pics or you are a 100% faggot cocksucker. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/40 "2008-04-21T07:56:32Z")
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