# those of you with girlfriends...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 20, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114 "2008-04-20T08:51:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 6
### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/101 "2008-04-21T13:00:13Z")
man i’m glad i’m not 18-25 anymore
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/102 "2008-04-21T13:02:18Z")
> [@ly555is](#):
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> man i’m glad i’m not 18-25 anymore
“Stupid” doesn’t age-discriminate. :lol:
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### Author:  [@ImsloIkno](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImsloIkno)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/103 "2008-04-21T13:14:28Z")
i didnt read thorugh any of this thread bu i use the “hey arent u from Tennessee? cause ur the only ten i see”
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### Author:  [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/104 "2008-04-21T13:52:55Z")
> [@ImsloIkno](#):
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> i didnt read thorugh any of this thread bu i use the “hey arent u from Tennessee? cause ur the only ten i see”
its too bad you didn’t also not post in any of this thread, because that sucked.
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### Author:  [@Lamp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lamp)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/105 "2008-04-21T13:55:41Z")
.
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### Author:  [@98\_FoRmUlA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98_FoRmUlA)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/106 "2008-04-21T14:00:51Z")
> [@ImsloIkno](#):
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> i didnt read thorugh any of this thread bu i use the “hey arent u from Tennessee? cause ur the only ten i see”
“was your a mother a beaver… cuz DaaayyyyuuuM”
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### Author:  [@Lamp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lamp)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/107 "2008-04-21T14:06:21Z")
^^ at first glance it looked like you said does your mother have a beaver cuz dam
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### Author:  [@Bsp\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bsp_TC)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/108 "2008-04-21T14:46:17Z")
> [@yeamabu](#):
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> dont really have to many at work
does your gf still have that little mole by her vag
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### Author:  [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/109 "2008-04-21T14:47:05Z")
sort of related… WNYer’s will understand why this is so funny to me.
before my wife and I were married Billy Fuccillo himself felt it necesary to hit on her while she was at SOHO with her friends and I don’t know what he said but her best friend Molly called me the next day to tell me she asked him to go away but he did not, she got annoyed and said “Shut up and go away… oh and my boyfriend is David Basil and his dealership sells more cars than you so stop saying your 'huge” because your not." I couldn’t believe what Molly was telling me until she told me Colleen (now my wife) was pretty drunk at the time and yelling this as loud as she could. I would have liked to hear his pickup line but talk about a kick in the balls.
My wife rocks.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/110 "2008-04-21T14:53:03Z")
> [@TORQDSS](#):
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> sort of related… WNYer’s will understand why this is so funny to me.
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> before my wife and I were married Billy Fuccillo himself felt it necesary to hit on her while she was at SOHO with her friends and I don’t know what he said but her best friend Molly called me the next day to tell me she asked him to go away but he did not, she got annoyed and said “Shut up and go away… oh and my boyfriend is David Basil and his dealership sells more cars than you so stop saying your 'huge” because your not." I couldn’t believe what Molly was telling me until she told me Colleen (now my wife) was pretty drunk at the time and yelling this as loud as she could. I would have liked to hear his pickup line but talk about a kick in the balls.
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> My wife rocks.
:lol: Huge fucking blap!
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### Author:  [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/111 "2008-04-21T16:58:39Z")
not all women are whores
just 99.9 percent
everyone has their price.
lets face it…your dads dick wasn’t the only one in your moms mouth.
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### Author:  [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/112 "2008-04-21T17:04:40Z")
> [@DarkkstaR](#):
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> not all women are whores
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> just 99.9 percent
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> everyone has their price.
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> lets face it…your dads dick wasn’t the only one in your moms mouth.
I love when you post.
-Minglor
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### Author:  [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 5:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/113 "2008-04-21T17:17:44Z")
> [@DarkkstaR](#):
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> not all women are whores
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> just 99.9 percent
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> everyone has their price.
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> lets face it…your dads dick wasn’t the only one in your moms mouth.
:word: she gave me my first BJ when I was a Toddler \<3 tell her I said thanks again!!!
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### Author:  [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 10:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/114 "2008-04-21T22:40:39Z")
> [@AfXtc777](#):
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> :word: she gave me my first BJ when I was a Toddler \<3 tell her I said thanks again!!!
lolz, case and point
let’s be serious here though
even mother teresa’s probably gone through a few guys to get where she was.
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 11:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/115 "2008-04-21T23:30:02Z")
its the butterfly.
If you love something let it go, If it comes back to you
it probably has herpees now.
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### Author:  [@Oroc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oroc)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2008, 3:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/116 "2008-04-22T03:56:21Z")
LOL you have aids bum bum bum bum!
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### Author:  [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2008, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/117 "2008-04-22T05:34:54Z")
> [@ieatpaint315](#):
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> wasn’t it lafengas that told the girl with the broken arm she should tell people it was from jumping a classroom of 1st graders on her dirt bike or some shit? obviously the story was told waaaay funnier from the second hand party.
I barely remember that…i was likely drunk. Who was I talking to and when/where was that…do you remember?
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2008, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/118 "2008-04-22T06:22:32Z")
> [@ly555is](#):
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> man i’m glad i’m not 18-25 anymore
you can still drink like you are when you come up, you old fart
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### Author:  [@nick95m3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nick95m3)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/119 "2008-04-22T07:07:46Z")
Baby, if you were my girlfriend you would never need toilet paper again.
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-of-you-with-girlfriends/47114/120 "2008-04-22T14:39:29Z")
> [@Joe](#):
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> you can still drink like you are when you come up, you old fart
heh heh :lickout:
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