# thread about flowers, teddybears, and scented candles

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thread-about-flowers-teddybears-and-scented-candles/24729>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 18, 2007, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thread-about-flowers-teddybears-and-scented-candles/24729 "2007-02-18T07:49:20Z")\
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**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thread-about-flowers-teddybears-and-scented-candles/24729/34 "2007-02-18T18:35:17Z")

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[quote=“JaysGreenLX,post:32,topic:24729"”]

Should have given him a Roman War Helmet.

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Roman War Helmet:  
The art of placing your hairy sweaty nutsack on a rivals forhead. Then going in for the kill slapping down of the penis on the nose assuring victory. Also known as the “ender to all wars.” Technique: Usually alcohol related 1. find the victim 2. ready the forces 3. engage the nutsack with the forehead 4. Drape shaft on nose 5. claim victory

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